I've give up w***ing this morning I never thought that I could I'm feelin better already and this time I'm off it for good When I first w***ed I's thought I's so clever And all of me makes, they were mugs Thought I was the first bloke here on earth who'd ever played with his slug
It was me own little secret
and I never told anyone
and the feelin' I got the first time I shot
was like chooks flyin' out o' me b**
so I'm givin' up w***ing...tomorrow
I never thought that I could
then I won't get these bad headaches and then I'll be off it for good
I've w***ed in some unlikely places
the shower, the beach and pool
a dunny, a tram a dunny and the pictures
and ebiology classes at school and once me grandmother caught me
w***in' meself in me room but to her suprise I just shut me eyes and Imagined her standin' there nude
I'mgivin' up w***ing... next tuesday
I never thought that I could
and then I won't skwint like I do now
and then I'll be off it for good
me dad says it's gonna take willpower ther really is no easy trick
I honetly thought I'dneed surgery
to help get me hand ogff me d*** me dad's been a great inspiration
he really has been a great help he knows what I go though and just what yo do cause he give it up yester'd himself
so I'm givin' up w***ing next erid' I never thought that I could and then I'll be off it for good so if you don't w*** you're a lair and a fool if you say that you do so next time you see, prince charles on tv remember he w***s himself too so I'm givin' up w***ing come christmas I never thought that I could and I'll sell me dog and me white cane and then
I'II throw away me dark glasses
and then I'll be off it for good
It was me own little secret
and I never told anyone
and the feelin' I got the first time I shot
was like chooks flyin' out o' me b**
so I'm givin' up w***ing...tomorrow
I never thought that I could
then I won't get these bad headaches and then I'll be off it for good
I've w***ed in some unlikely places
the shower, the beach and pool
a dunny, a tram a dunny and the pictures
and ebiology classes at school and once me grandmother caught me
w***in' meself in me room but to her suprise I just shut me eyes and Imagined her standin' there nude
I'mgivin' up w***ing... next tuesday
I never thought that I could
and then I won't skwint like I do now
and then I'll be off it for good
me dad says it's gonna take willpower ther really is no easy trick
I honetly thought I'dneed surgery
to help get me hand ogff me d*** me dad's been a great inspiration
he really has been a great help he knows what I go though and just what yo do cause he give it up yester'd himself
so I'm givin' up w***ing next erid' I never thought that I could and then I'll be off it for good so if you don't w*** you're a lair and a fool if you say that you do so next time you see, prince charles on tv remember he w***s himself too so I'm givin' up w***ing come christmas I never thought that I could and I'll sell me dog and me white cane and then
I'II throw away me dark glasses
and then I'll be off it for good