Ho Ho f****** Ho Lyrics

(Chorus)
Ho ho f****** ho,
What a crock o' s***,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f*****' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer a***, ho ho f****** ho.
I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat c*** sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that f*****' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless c****,
Stick yer Christmas up yer a***, ho ho f****** ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f****** ho,
What a crock o' s***,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f*****' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer a***, ho ho f****** ho.
And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as f****** hell,
we work until we drop, with our b******s freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer a***, ho ho f****** ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f****** ho,
What a crock o' s***,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f*****' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer a***, ho ho f****** ho.
I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin' into them little kid's rooms
he's a f*****' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the c***,
So stick yer Christmas up yer a***, ho ho f****** ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f****** ho,
What a crock o' s***,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f*****' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer a***, ho ho f****** ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer a***, ho ho f****** ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer a***, ho ho f****** ho