Amazing Grass Lyrics

Ooooh

'Twas just a seed
A tiny seed

That my mate gave to me

A seed I sewed

And then watched grow

Into a f****** great tree

Amazing grass

How sweet the smell

That made a wreck of me

I once was straight

Now s***-faced

Pass the joint 'round please

I can't believe

Amazing weed

One toke, one tiny puff

I'm ripped, I'm bent

I'm off me t***

I'm stoned, I'm wrecked

I'm f*****

Amazing grass

How sweet the smell

That made a wreck of me

I once was straight
Now s***-faced

Pass the joint back please

And when I'm old

And near-on f*****

With cobwebs on me a***

I'll just thank Christ

Oh, that I've survived

On my amazing grass

Amazing grass

How sweet the smell

That made a wreck of me

I once was straight

But now off me face

Oh, can I have another toke please

Amazing grass

How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me

I once was straight

Oh, all heads and no f****** leaves

Amazing grass

How sweet thou art

That made a wreck of me

I once was straight

Oh, woo, s***-faced

Oh, can I have somethin' to eat

Amazing grass

How sweet the smell

That made a wreck of me

Pass the munchies please

Amazing grass

How sweet

I once was straight

Pass the Mars bars, please

Amazing grass

I once was f****** straight

Pass the f****** Mars bars