Well, they call me the super salesman
Cause selling is all I do.
I've got an endless stash
Of expensive trash
I want to sell to you,
Cause I'm a super salesman
Super super salesman,
I'm a super salesman,
That's what I am!
You can tell I'm a genuine person
From my haircut to my shoes.
Don't worry about your money, it's guaranteed,
Guaranteed to lose!
I'm a super salesman
But you'll be doing yourself a favor
And you know that I'm sincere,
I've got a beautiful rap, to sell this c***
It's music to the ears.
Now listen to me
Sell, sell.
I've got things to save you money
I've got things to save you time;
So you can use the time
To earn the cash
To buy this trash of mine
I'm a super salesman
Yes I'm the universal salesman
You can find me anywhere,
Take a good look inside of yourself
You'll find a salesman there.
And you're the super salesman,
Super super salesman,
You're the super salesman,
That's what you are.
Sell yourself, it's later than you think;
Sell yourself, it's later than you think;
Super salesman,
Super super salesman
Cause selling is all I do.
I've got an endless stash
Of expensive trash
I want to sell to you,
Cause I'm a super salesman
Super super salesman,
I'm a super salesman,
That's what I am!
You can tell I'm a genuine person
From my haircut to my shoes.
Don't worry about your money, it's guaranteed,
Guaranteed to lose!
I'm a super salesman
But you'll be doing yourself a favor
And you know that I'm sincere,
I've got a beautiful rap, to sell this c***
It's music to the ears.
Now listen to me
Sell, sell.
I've got things to save you money
I've got things to save you time;
So you can use the time
To earn the cash
To buy this trash of mine
I'm a super salesman
Yes I'm the universal salesman
You can find me anywhere,
Take a good look inside of yourself
You'll find a salesman there.
And you're the super salesman,
Super super salesman,
You're the super salesman,
That's what you are.
Sell yourself, it's later than you think;
Sell yourself, it's later than you think;
Super salesman,
Super super salesman