Yeah, they should carry red carpets around,
And when you walk around lay them down before you
America's tops should stop and then drop,
And when you walk around bow down before you...
Supermodel vs. you, Supermodel loses...
Movie Star vs. you, Movie Star loses...
Anybody vs. you, anybody loses...
Supermodel vs. you, Supermodel loses...
Contest is over before it begins,
And with one of your grins they all forfeit to you
They know the crown will never be theirs,
All those Hollywood squares wish they could morph into you...
Supermodel vs. you, Supermodel loses...
Movie Star vs. you, Movie Star loses...
Anybody vs. you, anybody loses...
Supermodel vs. you, Supermodel loses...
And when you walk around lay them down before you
America's tops should stop and then drop,
And when you walk around bow down before you...
Supermodel vs. you, Supermodel loses...
Movie Star vs. you, Movie Star loses...
Anybody vs. you, anybody loses...
Supermodel vs. you, Supermodel loses...
Contest is over before it begins,
And with one of your grins they all forfeit to you
They know the crown will never be theirs,
All those Hollywood squares wish they could morph into you...
Supermodel vs. you, Supermodel loses...
Movie Star vs. you, Movie Star loses...
Anybody vs. you, anybody loses...
Supermodel vs. you, Supermodel loses...