Broken Lyrics

(Kevin Gilbert, Brian Macleod, David Levita)

Female voice:
"Hi. I just wanted to call and say "f*** YOU!"
And you are the most selfish f***** self-centered a******!
What if I had something that I had to say to you?
f*** off!"
(beeep, beep)
Hi
It's me
Um ...
The alarm clock broke, I got up too late
I didn't realize that I'd broken our date
I know my excuses sound pretty lame
My head must be broken,
I can't explain

I'm broken

I didn't mean to leave you stranded at the mall
The phone machine's broke, I didn't get your call
I couldn't drive with the car in the shop and all
And, uh... I broke my leg, I can only crawl
I'm broken
I'm broken

Everything in my everyman life is broken
Now you're gonna break my heart, you're jokin'
Everything in my everyman life is broken
It's broken
Sorry.
I polished the bottle but the genie's gone
Misfortune's camped on my front lawn
I wanted to tell you that I loved you but you were already gone
I can't even write you a f****** song
I'm broken
I'm broken

Everything in my everyman life is broken
Now your gonna break my heart, you must be jokin'
Everything in my everyman life is broken
It's broken

(beeep, beep)
"Hi, I just wanted to call and say f*** YOU!
(beeep, beep)
And that you are the most selfish f****** self-centered a** hole!
(beeep, beep)
What if I had something I had to say to you?
(beeep, beep)
f*** Off!"
Sorry.

Everything in my everyman life is broken
Now you're gonna break my heart, you must be jokin'
Everything in my everyman life is broken
It's broken

Ba be be ba ba be be ba ba bo
Broken.
Ba be be ba ba be be ba ba bo
Broken.
Ba be be ba ba be be ba ba bo
Broken.
I'm broken.

I gotta go. Okay? I'll call you later
(beeep, beep)