This guy comes into the restaurant
I guess his name was like Paris
So I bet his parents thought he should be all c**tural
So he goes is this real b***er?
He sticks his finger in it and goes make sure this is real b***er take it back to the cook
I said of-course it's b***er you m************
So I bring it back he sticks his finger in it and he goes
Oh, I Can Not Believe It's Real b***er
And I go I saw you in the paper the other day
You know what you are?
You're a wife beater
So I see this article in the paper
I think it's called the North Easter
And there sure as s*** there's his name
Saw him on the freeway
These witnesses beating the s*** out of his wife
Mister b***er batter I can't believe it's b***er m************
Telling me to check the b***er
While he's thinking about beating his wife
Thos SUV SOB's you know the type
They come in and it's all the same
Making new stuff up...
He came back again
He came back one more time
And he said oh you're so special
And I said I'm special, I'm special
Got brass in pocket
I'll show you brass in pocket
I'll show you
I'll show you brass
I'll show you
I guess his name was like Paris
So I bet his parents thought he should be all c**tural
So he goes is this real b***er?
He sticks his finger in it and goes make sure this is real b***er take it back to the cook
I said of-course it's b***er you m************
So I bring it back he sticks his finger in it and he goes
Oh, I Can Not Believe It's Real b***er
And I go I saw you in the paper the other day
You know what you are?
You're a wife beater
So I see this article in the paper
I think it's called the North Easter
And there sure as s*** there's his name
Saw him on the freeway
These witnesses beating the s*** out of his wife
Mister b***er batter I can't believe it's b***er m************
Telling me to check the b***er
While he's thinking about beating his wife
Thos SUV SOB's you know the type
They come in and it's all the same
Making new stuff up...
He came back again
He came back one more time
And he said oh you're so special
And I said I'm special, I'm special
Got brass in pocket
I'll show you brass in pocket
I'll show you
I'll show you brass
I'll show you