(Verse 1)
Kabuto is a monster, chomping all your little squashy noggins
Off it's poppin, cop a concrete bunker and I'll stomp it all in
Gotta understand that me and Billy got a lot in common
Leviathan will get you, Butojira is a raucous swamp thing
Roar as they retreat my path, sort of nice the scheme is
sleep with shorties with a preacher dad, cordially retrieve my hat
and court her if he be decent, if he don't I scheme to beat his a**
Not much into reefer but i'll break a coral reef in half
Pregnant with a hungry fetus, if you think "that one gon eat us"
way to go then buddy, see, cause you're a m************ genius
First kaiju in b***** sneakers, Nike dunks I snub Adidas
Y'all be on the run beneath us, somethin like some Thumbelinas
f*** a neural handshake, little Jaeger get a face of acid
Save the plastic Gobots for your kids, I'm finna stay unmastered
Stomp a honkey saying "ratchet," your awfullest day I'll match it
Think that life's a party? Hardly, sorry, well today I crashed it
(Chorus)
Kabutojira is my monster name
I stomp about and leave the planet in some constant pain
and if you f***os try to stop me with your bombs and planes
I'll hit the capitals of every nation, y'all be slain
(Verse 2)
Hit me with an oil tanker? I don't think that that would work
Buy your d***y gats, ya jerk, I shatter window glass when irked
Tryna craft my work but I have to murder masses first
Other kaiju feel me, when I rap they twerk and crack the earth
Back to work, bet the breath'll burn your grass or astroturf
You mad? I'll turn and slap a ratty klurf back to his daddy's birth
Moses turning back the surf, battleships sunk at their berths
Acting worse, Kabuto is mad and writing raps at work
Track's a f****** masterwork but I am just a d*** typhoon
Mans impugn the status, leave em bandaged with they tendons hewn
Nicki type of Monster rap that y'all cant hold a candle to
Your cannons boom but cannot do no damage to my mantle dude
Citizen Kabuto, Giant, courtesy of Planet Moon
Cram bamboo cause y'all will go extinct like all the pandas do
I would say your planet's doomed, moon get body slammed at noon
and this should find a place among my very illest jams and tunes
(Chorus)
If you gon f*** with a monster like me be forewarned:
I, kabutojira, will step on your house!
Kabuto is a monster, chomping all your little squashy noggins
Off it's poppin, cop a concrete bunker and I'll stomp it all in
Gotta understand that me and Billy got a lot in common
Leviathan will get you, Butojira is a raucous swamp thing
Roar as they retreat my path, sort of nice the scheme is
sleep with shorties with a preacher dad, cordially retrieve my hat
and court her if he be decent, if he don't I scheme to beat his a**
Not much into reefer but i'll break a coral reef in half
Pregnant with a hungry fetus, if you think "that one gon eat us"
way to go then buddy, see, cause you're a m************ genius
First kaiju in b***** sneakers, Nike dunks I snub Adidas
Y'all be on the run beneath us, somethin like some Thumbelinas
f*** a neural handshake, little Jaeger get a face of acid
Save the plastic Gobots for your kids, I'm finna stay unmastered
Stomp a honkey saying "ratchet," your awfullest day I'll match it
Think that life's a party? Hardly, sorry, well today I crashed it
(Chorus)
Kabutojira is my monster name
I stomp about and leave the planet in some constant pain
and if you f***os try to stop me with your bombs and planes
I'll hit the capitals of every nation, y'all be slain
(Verse 2)
Hit me with an oil tanker? I don't think that that would work
Buy your d***y gats, ya jerk, I shatter window glass when irked
Tryna craft my work but I have to murder masses first
Other kaiju feel me, when I rap they twerk and crack the earth
Back to work, bet the breath'll burn your grass or astroturf
You mad? I'll turn and slap a ratty klurf back to his daddy's birth
Moses turning back the surf, battleships sunk at their berths
Acting worse, Kabuto is mad and writing raps at work
Track's a f****** masterwork but I am just a d*** typhoon
Mans impugn the status, leave em bandaged with they tendons hewn
Nicki type of Monster rap that y'all cant hold a candle to
Your cannons boom but cannot do no damage to my mantle dude
Citizen Kabuto, Giant, courtesy of Planet Moon
Cram bamboo cause y'all will go extinct like all the pandas do
I would say your planet's doomed, moon get body slammed at noon
and this should find a place among my very illest jams and tunes
(Chorus)
If you gon f*** with a monster like me be forewarned:
I, kabutojira, will step on your house!