Don't touch that turkey you turkeysucker!
You let your big dad down.
I want to sing that song from Bowie
"And take the car downtown"
Your grandma is getting really angry!
everybody!
It's not even midnight.
everybody!
Oh, well, just lick a wing or two.
everybody!
Oh, well, just eat that, fine!
Eat that, fine!!!!
Cause it's christmas time!
You let your big dad down.
I want to sing that song from Bowie
"And take the car downtown"
Your grandma is getting really angry!
everybody!
It's not even midnight.
everybody!
Oh, well, just lick a wing or two.
everybody!
Oh, well, just eat that, fine!
Eat that, fine!!!!
Cause it's christmas time!