Up With the c*** Lyrics

I know a girl who works on a farm
If you listen to me I'll tell you a yarn
Always asleep by ten o'clock
At six on the dot she's up with the c***
Up with the c*** (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the c***

To milk a heard of Jersys
At seven's her first bit
She warms her hands to please the cows
When she gives a pull on the t**

Pull on the t** (x2)
Up with the c*** (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the c***

Twice a week a smelly job
Is when she cleans the yard
Scraping up the cow dung,
Yes life on the farm's so hard
It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the t** (x2)
Up with the c*** (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the c***

She was in the field one sunny day
Plowing all alone
She cought her foot in the driving train
It made her scream and moan

Scream and moan (x2)
It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the t** (x2)
Up with the c*** (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the c***
When it is time to harvest comes
Sunshine is just the trick
But when the weather's nasty
It has to come in quick

Come in quick (x2)
Scream and moan (x2)
It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the t** (x2)
Up with the c*** (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the c***