Eddie Lyrics

(DR. SCOTT:)
From the day he vos born
He vos trouble
He vos the thorn
In his mutter's side
She tried in vain
(CRIMINOLOGIST:)
But he never caused her nothing but shame

DR. SCOTT:
He left home the day she died!

From the day she was gone
All he wanted
vos rock & roll p***
Und a motor bike
Shooting up junk

(CRIMINOLOGIST:)
He was a lowdown cheap little punk

(DR. SCOTT:)
Taking everone for a ride

*When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy*
*You knew he was a no good kid*
*But when he threatened your life*
*With a switch blade knife*

(FRANK:)
What a guy!

(JANET:)
Makes you cry!
(DR. SCOTT:)
Und I did!

(COLUMBIA:)
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said "Hey listen to me"
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door and threw away the key!

(DR. SCOTT:)
But he must have been drawn
Into something
Making him warn
Me in a note which reads

*What's it say?*
*What's it say?*

(EDDIE:)
I'm out of my head!
Oh, hurry or I may be dead!
They musn't carry out their evil deeds!
(SCREAM)

*When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy*
*You knew he was a no good kid*
*But when he threatened your life*
*With a switch blade knife*

(FRANK:)
What a guy!

(JANET:)
Makes you cry!

(DR. SCOTT:)
Und I did!

*When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy*
*You knew he was a no good kid*
*But when he threatened your life*
*With a switch blade knife*

(FRANK:)
What a guy! (whoa, whoa, whoa)

(JANET:)
Makes you cry! (hey, hey, hey)

(DR. SCOTT:)
Und I did! (Eddie)