[MC Confusing]
All the rappers are comprehensible, not me
First on the mic, MC Confusing!
I took a p*** on my nut sack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap
I attack m********** wearin' purple backpacks
And I snag on towel racks to take a s*** on your track
Yeah you whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
Then I say karate pencil case and put it on tape
[MC Insecure]
Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
[Owww! Aw, I think I sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and finish the song without me]
[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia up in this b****
Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch
Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember s***
Apparently something happened that was traumatic
I used to have my rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
What's my m*********** name?
[Seriously does anyone know what my name is?]
[MC Public Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what?
I take a f****** p*** on the f****** sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just wipe out my c***
And empty my bladder while you m********** watch!
You know that MC's can't handle this s***!
You're just a little b**** 'fraid of peeing public
You run to a toilet everytime you have to p***
Yo f*** that s***, I just wipe out my d***!
[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue yeah that's me
Every time I grab the mic I f****** fall asleep
[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the chorus
(It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the chorus
(And I really need the cash)
'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)
[MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your d***"
I said "Hell yeah b****, that's so ironic"
[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are bad a** like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did and for that
Wait, what was I saying?
I think I got side-tracked.
[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy!
[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4 was also good together with Chris Rock and Jet Li!
[MC s*** My Pants Frequently]
Yo I'm MC s*** My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly a** hoes
There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes!
[MC Final Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
But m****f****s I don't really have the time
So f*** that and come back to the Chorus Guy
[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I'm still singing the chorus
(Thank god we're almost done)
I hate singing the chorus
(Such a boring f****** job)
And I'm gonna take my 40 bucks
(That's what they paying me)
And I'm gonna go get really drunk
(m********* then go to sleep)
All the rappers are comprehensible, not me
First on the mic, MC Confusing!
I took a p*** on my nut sack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap
I attack m********** wearin' purple backpacks
And I snag on towel racks to take a s*** on your track
Yeah you whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
Then I say karate pencil case and put it on tape
[MC Insecure]
Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
[Owww! Aw, I think I sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and finish the song without me]
[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia up in this b****
Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch
Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember s***
Apparently something happened that was traumatic
I used to have my rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
What's my m*********** name?
[Seriously does anyone know what my name is?]
[MC Public Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what?
I take a f****** p*** on the f****** sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just wipe out my c***
And empty my bladder while you m********** watch!
You know that MC's can't handle this s***!
You're just a little b**** 'fraid of peeing public
You run to a toilet everytime you have to p***
Yo f*** that s***, I just wipe out my d***!
[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue yeah that's me
Every time I grab the mic I f****** fall asleep
[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the chorus
(It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the chorus
(And I really need the cash)
'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)
[MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your d***"
I said "Hell yeah b****, that's so ironic"
[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are bad a** like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did and for that
Wait, what was I saying?
I think I got side-tracked.
[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy!
[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4 was also good together with Chris Rock and Jet Li!
[MC s*** My Pants Frequently]
Yo I'm MC s*** My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly a** hoes
There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes!
[MC Final Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
But m****f****s I don't really have the time
So f*** that and come back to the Chorus Guy
[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I'm still singing the chorus
(Thank god we're almost done)
I hate singing the chorus
(Such a boring f****** job)
And I'm gonna take my 40 bucks
(That's what they paying me)
And I'm gonna go get really drunk
(m********* then go to sleep)