Aahhh yeah, I'm back...b******.
Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my d***.
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
I want to have s** with your v***** (uhh)
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
2 plus 2 = v***** (uhh).
My love is like lightning...
It gives girls o******.
My d*** is like an airplane...
It gives girls o******.
I'm the Wayne Gretzky of s**ual stuff.
I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming m***.
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I'm the Shakespeare of enormous c***.
I'm the Helen Keller of having s**.
No, wait...that's a bad example.
Why did my p**** cross the road?
To get to the other...
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
I want to have s** with your v***** (uhh)
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
E=MC v*****
I've got a present for you right here.
Actually, it's not a present...
It's my p**** and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my p****.
I don't like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my c***.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways...
Either you have s** with me...
Or you have s** with me.
I have really good s** moves,
That I learned in China.
I'm a s**ual tiger,
And I feed on v***** (raahhrr)
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
I want to have s** with your v***** (uhh)
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
What time is it? It's v*****.
What's the difference between a girl's mouth and a girl's v*****?
There is none...I want my p**** to be inside both of those things.
I'm a good s** man.
Girls love my s**.
I'm a good s** man,
Because my s** is the best.
I'm like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have s** with them.
Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my d***.
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
I want to have s** with your v***** (uhh)
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
2 plus 2 = v***** (uhh).
My love is like lightning...
It gives girls o******.
My d*** is like an airplane...
It gives girls o******.
I'm the Wayne Gretzky of s**ual stuff.
I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming m***.
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I'm the Shakespeare of enormous c***.
I'm the Helen Keller of having s**.
No, wait...that's a bad example.
Why did my p**** cross the road?
To get to the other...
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
I want to have s** with your v***** (uhh)
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
E=MC v*****
I've got a present for you right here.
Actually, it's not a present...
It's my p**** and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my p****.
I don't like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my c***.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways...
Either you have s** with me...
Or you have s** with me.
I have really good s** moves,
That I learned in China.
I'm a s**ual tiger,
And I feed on v***** (raahhrr)
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
I want to have s** with your v***** (uhh)
v***** (what!)...v***** (what!)...
What time is it? It's v*****.
What's the difference between a girl's mouth and a girl's v*****?
There is none...I want my p**** to be inside both of those things.
I'm a good s** man.
Girls love my s**.
I'm a good s** man,
Because my s** is the best.
I'm like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have s** with them.