Yo others rappers claim to not give a f***
Well step aside b****** 'cause I give the lowest amount of f*** humanly possible
I don't give a f***
About anything f*** everyone and f*** everything what
I don't give a f***
I literally don't give a f*** about anything
I don't give f*** about m************ anything
People care about s***, I say f*** everything
f*** you, f*** me, f*** the sky, f*** trees, f*** the sun
I don't need heat or vitamin D
And f*** toasters I don't need to cook my bread
And f*** coasters I use a little plate instead
And f*** roosters with your useless c***-a-doodle-doo
We invented alarm clocks we no longer need you
Don't give a f*** about chairs I prefer to stand
And f*** air conditioners I got a ceiling fan
And f*** the movie the fan starring Wesley Snipes
Demolitionmans the only Snipes movie I like
And f*** liking s*** I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a f*** about not liking all the s*** I don't like
Like tissues f*** 'em I blow my nose on the couch
And f*** my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a f*** about seeing b**** f*** my eyes
f*** visual perception yo I'd rather be blind
And f*** time seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long they should be half and hour at most
And f*** coasts don't give a f*** about where water meets land
And f*** boats just 'cause you float you think you're so f****** bad
And f*** jokes I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die but
I don't give a f***
About anything f*** everyone and f*** everything what
I don't give a f***
I literally don't give a f*** about anything
Walked in to a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl said "Small, medium or large?"
I said "b**** I don't give a f***"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "Fine I'll take a large but I still don't give a f*** alright?"
Don't give a f*** about beverage size options m***********
And I don't give a f*** about liquids either
They're all wet and s*** and tend to spill all over the place
Like human s**** when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay I just don't give a f*** about straight s**
And f*** my d*** I'll pee and c** out of my mouth instead
f*** biological functions
f*** the human body
I'd prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote
I'd call myself batyote and I'd fight crime at night
I know it's similar to batman but m********* copyright
I plagiarize all the time I do it every day
'Cause I'm on the right track baby I was born this way
And f*** birth entering the world of s***e and time is a b****
Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks d***
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a f*** about icecube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the f****** cornerstore and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a m************ drag
You know what f*** the word f*** I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus
I don't give a chainsaw
About anything chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything what
I don't give a chainsaw
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything
If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a f*** the most
I wouldnt win 'cause I don't give a f*** about winning, yo
I don't even give a f*** about not giving a f*** so I do give a f***
Wait, what?
I give a f***
About everything I love everyone and care about everything what
I give a f***
I literally care about every m************ thing
Well step aside b****** 'cause I give the lowest amount of f*** humanly possible
I don't give a f***
About anything f*** everyone and f*** everything what
I don't give a f***
I literally don't give a f*** about anything
I don't give f*** about m************ anything
People care about s***, I say f*** everything
f*** you, f*** me, f*** the sky, f*** trees, f*** the sun
I don't need heat or vitamin D
And f*** toasters I don't need to cook my bread
And f*** coasters I use a little plate instead
And f*** roosters with your useless c***-a-doodle-doo
We invented alarm clocks we no longer need you
Don't give a f*** about chairs I prefer to stand
And f*** air conditioners I got a ceiling fan
And f*** the movie the fan starring Wesley Snipes
Demolitionmans the only Snipes movie I like
And f*** liking s*** I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a f*** about not liking all the s*** I don't like
Like tissues f*** 'em I blow my nose on the couch
And f*** my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a f*** about seeing b**** f*** my eyes
f*** visual perception yo I'd rather be blind
And f*** time seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long they should be half and hour at most
And f*** coasts don't give a f*** about where water meets land
And f*** boats just 'cause you float you think you're so f****** bad
And f*** jokes I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die but
I don't give a f***
About anything f*** everyone and f*** everything what
I don't give a f***
I literally don't give a f*** about anything
Walked in to a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl said "Small, medium or large?"
I said "b**** I don't give a f***"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "Fine I'll take a large but I still don't give a f*** alright?"
Don't give a f*** about beverage size options m***********
And I don't give a f*** about liquids either
They're all wet and s*** and tend to spill all over the place
Like human s**** when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay I just don't give a f*** about straight s**
And f*** my d*** I'll pee and c** out of my mouth instead
f*** biological functions
f*** the human body
I'd prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote
I'd call myself batyote and I'd fight crime at night
I know it's similar to batman but m********* copyright
I plagiarize all the time I do it every day
'Cause I'm on the right track baby I was born this way
And f*** birth entering the world of s***e and time is a b****
Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks d***
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a f*** about icecube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the f****** cornerstore and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a m************ drag
You know what f*** the word f*** I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus
I don't give a chainsaw
About anything chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything what
I don't give a chainsaw
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything
If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a f*** the most
I wouldnt win 'cause I don't give a f*** about winning, yo
I don't even give a f*** about not giving a f*** so I do give a f***
Wait, what?
I give a f***
About everything I love everyone and care about everything what
I give a f***
I literally care about every m************ thing