Constipation Blues Lyrics

I have some trouble
'cause I have a bubble...

You know what it is
just to can't p***...
Never the noise
of falling big boys

I try to keep cool
I push like a fool

Sometimes a small ball
But never a nice long drol

Oh, I'm in trouble
Yes I do

Hmmmm MMMMM...
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
MMMMMMMShit s*** s*** s***
MMMM! MMMMMMM!

I had a dream
A dream of a nice smooth of feaces
sneaking out of my a**
and do you believe,
that was a relief
It was a HAPPENING
But in the morning
it was...

NOTHING!
NOTHING AT ALL!

I have some trouble
'cause I have a bubble...

You know what it is
just to can't p***...
Never the noise
of falling big boys

I try to keep cool
to push like a fool

Sometimes a small ball
But never a nice long drol

My s*** is always on the run

Hmmmm MMMMM...
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
BRRRRRRAAAAARRRGH!
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
AARGH AARGH AARGH AARGH AARGH

BLUB!