Grocery store, three n****** inside
the store ain't opened
it's the middle of the night
Alarm goes off, the cops show up
they caught them red handed
put them in handcuffs
And then, and then, and then, and then...
Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up
wouldn't you know it
Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys
praising his name
while he preached and he hollered
and he passed the blame
And said:
Them n****** wasn't stealing
when they got caught,
they was only doing some shopping
just like I thought,
white man shouldn't have a store there
it's all his fault,
And they all got excited when Jesse showed up
Election time, a new president
Al Gore had to win
so the n****** all went
The chads were counted
and counted again
they counted three times
but they still didn't win
And then, and then, and then, and then...
Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up
wouldn't you know it
Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys
praising his name
while he preached and he hollered
and he passed the blame
And said:
Listen you n******,
I think we've been had
if we lose this election
it's gonna be bad
and it's the white man's fault
cause he stole all the chads
And they all got excited when Jesse showed up
Something's gonna happen,
one of these days
if Jesse Jackson don't
start mending his ways
He's gonna keep stirring
them n****** up
til the white man says
"enough is enough"
And then, and then, and then, and then...
The Klan will show up,
the Klan will show up
all dressed in white
they're gonna show up
He's gonna be sorry for strutting his stuff
hell's gonna break loose
when the Klan shows up
And they'll say:
Jackson, what do you mean
causing all this trouble
it's up your's n*****,
we're gonna pop your bubble
we're gonna break it off
in you and stick it in double"
So just watch yourself Jesse
when this Klan shows up
You better watch yourself Jesse
when the Klan shows up
the store ain't opened
it's the middle of the night
Alarm goes off, the cops show up
they caught them red handed
put them in handcuffs
And then, and then, and then, and then...
Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up
wouldn't you know it
Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys
praising his name
while he preached and he hollered
and he passed the blame
And said:
Them n****** wasn't stealing
when they got caught,
they was only doing some shopping
just like I thought,
white man shouldn't have a store there
it's all his fault,
And they all got excited when Jesse showed up
Election time, a new president
Al Gore had to win
so the n****** all went
The chads were counted
and counted again
they counted three times
but they still didn't win
And then, and then, and then, and then...
Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up
wouldn't you know it
Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys
praising his name
while he preached and he hollered
and he passed the blame
And said:
Listen you n******,
I think we've been had
if we lose this election
it's gonna be bad
and it's the white man's fault
cause he stole all the chads
And they all got excited when Jesse showed up
Something's gonna happen,
one of these days
if Jesse Jackson don't
start mending his ways
He's gonna keep stirring
them n****** up
til the white man says
"enough is enough"
And then, and then, and then, and then...
The Klan will show up,
the Klan will show up
all dressed in white
they're gonna show up
He's gonna be sorry for strutting his stuff
hell's gonna break loose
when the Klan shows up
And they'll say:
Jackson, what do you mean
causing all this trouble
it's up your's n*****,
we're gonna pop your bubble
we're gonna break it off
in you and stick it in double"
So just watch yourself Jesse
when this Klan shows up
You better watch yourself Jesse
when the Klan shows up