Well, I went to a party
and what did they do?
They took off their socks
and they took off there shoes,
they took off their coats,
and they took off their pants.
I had a hunch,
they weren't gonna dance.
(Chorus)
Oh, eat-bite-f***-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,
nipple-bosom-hairpie-f*********-screw,
moose-p***, cat-pud, orangutan-t**,
sheep-p****, camel-crack, pig and lion s***.
Awww-s***.
Well, everybody-everybody's a** was bare,
No bras left, just a queer over there,
But the whole d*** thing didn't faze me a bit.
I just jumped on the pile, and grabbed some t**.
Chorus again and again; faster and faster (et cetera).
Well, my baby's not a sports fan,
but she plays with b****
whenever she can,
because her favourite sport you see,
is playing tonsil hockey
and what did they do?
They took off their socks
and they took off there shoes,
they took off their coats,
and they took off their pants.
I had a hunch,
they weren't gonna dance.
(Chorus)
Oh, eat-bite-f***-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,
nipple-bosom-hairpie-f*********-screw,
moose-p***, cat-pud, orangutan-t**,
sheep-p****, camel-crack, pig and lion s***.
Awww-s***.
Well, everybody-everybody's a** was bare,
No bras left, just a queer over there,
But the whole d*** thing didn't faze me a bit.
I just jumped on the pile, and grabbed some t**.
Chorus again and again; faster and faster (et cetera).
Well, my baby's not a sports fan,
but she plays with b****
whenever she can,
because her favourite sport you see,
is playing tonsil hockey