Two margarines on the go, it's a nightmare scenario
Two margarines in my life, two margarines to b***er my knife
Two margarines but which one, should I use to b***er my scone?
It's a dilemma, second to none
Two margarines on the go, it's a nightmare scenario
Two margarines in my life, doesn't seem to bother my wife
She's the one who ignored the first, and Opened the second which began the curse
Of the two margarines, is there anything worse? Ohhhhh
Possibly, but I can't think of it at the moment
Two margarines on the go, it's a nightmare scenario
Two margarines in my fridge, it's enough to end a happy marriage
Two margarines, how I long, for the day when there's only one
My wife says "You're a lunatic John"
But two margarines . ... ... Oh it's like a bad dream . . . .
Two margarines in my life, two margarines to b***er my knife
Two margarines but which one, should I use to b***er my scone?
It's a dilemma, second to none
Two margarines on the go, it's a nightmare scenario
Two margarines in my life, doesn't seem to bother my wife
She's the one who ignored the first, and Opened the second which began the curse
Of the two margarines, is there anything worse? Ohhhhh
Possibly, but I can't think of it at the moment
Two margarines on the go, it's a nightmare scenario
Two margarines in my fridge, it's enough to end a happy marriage
Two margarines, how I long, for the day when there's only one
My wife says "You're a lunatic John"
But two margarines . ... ... Oh it's like a bad dream . . . .