Cousin Kevin Lyrics

We're on our own, cousin,
all alone, cousin.
Let's think of a game to play
Now the grownups have all gone away.
You won't be much fun
being blind deaf and dumb
But I've no one to play with today.
D'you know how to play hide and seek?
To find me it would take you a week,
But tied to a chair you won't go anywhere
There's a lot I can do with a freak.

How would you feel if I turned on the bath,
Ducked your head under and started to laugh.
Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
Would change your expression to one of alarm,

I'm the school bully !
The classroom cheat.
The nastiest playfriend,
You ever could meet.
I'll put glass in your dinner
And spikes in your seat...
I'll drag you around by a lock of your hair
Or give you a push at the top of the stairs...
What would you do if I shut you outside,
To stand in the rain
and catch cold so you die?
I'm the school bully !
The classroom cheat.
The nastiest playfriend,
You ever could meet.
I'll stick pins in your fingers
And tie lead to your feet...

We're on our own, cousin,
all alone, cousin.
We thought of some nice games to play
While the grownups were all away.
You weren't much fun
'cause your deaf and dumb
But I've had no one to play with today