Ain't Gonna b**p No More (With No Big Fat Woman) Lyrics

Three nights ago I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to b**p, I was rarin' to go
And this big fat woman, b**ped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
She wanted to b**p some more, but I told her, no
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once

Said, if you want to dance
Find you a big fat man
Y'all both can get on down
Y'all both can get on down, huh

I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman

Lord, I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
Somebody take her
She's too big for me
She'll knock me down

She came over to me, s*****ed me out of my seat
She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down
I told her to go on and leave me alone
I ain't gettin' down, you done hurt my hip once

I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
Lord, I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna b**p no more with no big fat woman

Somebody take her, I don't want her
She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Somebody take her, I don't want her

Say, Leroy, you can have this one, dude
This big fat woman, dude
I don't want her