I was sittin in a chair at the H & R Block
Some vain accountant pencil pusher runnin up the clock
Said 'I"d tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer.'
And I said 'It"s cheaper than a shrink, you don"t have to think.
You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of jack,
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you"re gettin it done,
And gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more fun'.
And it"s cheaper than a shrink, you don"t have to think
You just pour and drink, yea it"s cheaper than a shrink.
Now me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin to prove the gap between Mars and Venus
She said 'Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor'.
I said 'All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers.
Cause it"s cheaper than a shrink, you don"t have to think
You just pour and drink. "Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs.
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you"re gettin it done,
And gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more fun'.
And it"s cheaper than a shrink, you don"t have to think
You just pour and drink, and it"s cheaper than a shrink.
If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,
Then I"d a quit drinkin when I was 19.
It"s the oldest, most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it"s
Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you don"t have to think
You just pour and drink, and it"s cheaper than a shrink.
Oh you just pour and drink and it"s a whole lot cheaper
than some big town ??? , drag it down shrink.
Some vain accountant pencil pusher runnin up the clock
Said 'I"d tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer.'
And I said 'It"s cheaper than a shrink, you don"t have to think.
You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of jack,
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you"re gettin it done,
And gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more fun'.
And it"s cheaper than a shrink, you don"t have to think
You just pour and drink, yea it"s cheaper than a shrink.
Now me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin to prove the gap between Mars and Venus
She said 'Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor'.
I said 'All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers.
Cause it"s cheaper than a shrink, you don"t have to think
You just pour and drink. "Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs.
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you"re gettin it done,
And gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more fun'.
And it"s cheaper than a shrink, you don"t have to think
You just pour and drink, and it"s cheaper than a shrink.
If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,
Then I"d a quit drinkin when I was 19.
It"s the oldest, most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it"s
Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you don"t have to think
You just pour and drink, and it"s cheaper than a shrink.
Oh you just pour and drink and it"s a whole lot cheaper
than some big town ??? , drag it down shrink.