(Tell ya about Kyle's momma)
(Straight outta tailer, Joe C)
Kyle's Momma is a big fat b****
She's the biggest b**** I know and she stinks like s***
Remember back in the day when she was skinny
Now she's fugly but still think she's pretty
I just laugh and walk on past
sayin "s*** God d*** thats a big fat a**"
f**k that s***
she's a big fat trick
but I still let her suck this 10 foot d***
Joe C
I'm a crazy hit
down with Kid Rock and his South Park clique
I don't know much, but I know this s***
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
She's a three toed, stank a**, cross-eyed b****
My homie named Kyle lives up the block
he's got a big fat mom, that sucks my c***
non-stop she's a sight to see
a real sloppy b****
does right by me
she might be the best suck in the mountains
10 times a week
but s***, who's countin'?
I'm astounded by the things she does
she's the suckinest, f**kinest, freak there ever was
she ain't a s***
she's a super groupy
and I past that b**** around like a dooby
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's mom is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
She's a three toed, stank a**, cross-eyed biiitch
(Tell 'em Joe)
I'm Joe C
The C stands for Cool
I might be a f**k
But I ain't no fool
I just rode from South Park to Golda
Cuz Kyle's mom's trippin' on X, so I bulled her
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that
little freak a** pimp, but you know that
I just mad, caught tracks like a puppy
Colorado b****** ain't s*** but yuppies
Whuddup, I'm the J-O-E
To the motha f**kin sea in the place to be
I don't know what, but I know this
Kyle's momma is a big fat biaaaaatch
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
She's a three toed, stank a**, cross-eyed biiiiiiiiiiitch
(Heheheh... yup)
(unknown chatter)
(This goes out to al the fat b****** in the world)
(unknown chatter)
(Straight outta tailer, Joe C)
Kyle's Momma is a big fat b****
She's the biggest b**** I know and she stinks like s***
Remember back in the day when she was skinny
Now she's fugly but still think she's pretty
I just laugh and walk on past
sayin "s*** God d*** thats a big fat a**"
f**k that s***
she's a big fat trick
but I still let her suck this 10 foot d***
Joe C
I'm a crazy hit
down with Kid Rock and his South Park clique
I don't know much, but I know this s***
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
She's a three toed, stank a**, cross-eyed b****
My homie named Kyle lives up the block
he's got a big fat mom, that sucks my c***
non-stop she's a sight to see
a real sloppy b****
does right by me
she might be the best suck in the mountains
10 times a week
but s***, who's countin'?
I'm astounded by the things she does
she's the suckinest, f**kinest, freak there ever was
she ain't a s***
she's a super groupy
and I past that b**** around like a dooby
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's mom is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
She's a three toed, stank a**, cross-eyed biiitch
(Tell 'em Joe)
I'm Joe C
The C stands for Cool
I might be a f**k
But I ain't no fool
I just rode from South Park to Golda
Cuz Kyle's mom's trippin' on X, so I bulled her
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that
little freak a** pimp, but you know that
I just mad, caught tracks like a puppy
Colorado b****** ain't s*** but yuppies
Whuddup, I'm the J-O-E
To the motha f**kin sea in the place to be
I don't know what, but I know this
Kyle's momma is a big fat biaaaaatch
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
Kyle's momma is a big fat b****
She's a three toed, stank a**, cross-eyed biiiiiiiiiiitch
(Heheheh... yup)
(unknown chatter)
(This goes out to al the fat b****** in the world)
(unknown chatter)