This is a song about a very special person.
Someone with many talents and a hell of a personality.
So charming! So devastating! Yeah, you guessed it...
This song is about me.
Hey girl!
You never known nobody else like me
In the world (the prestidigitator)
On the real there's no-one else like me
In the world
Oh no!
You never seen nobody else like me
In the world (the prestidigitator)
On the real there's no-one else like me
In the world
Erotic novelist plotting your body politic
Flaunting his naughty knowledges and not even acknowledging
The awesome thoughts composited or flaws in his plans
To get you off in your pants 'til you're massagin' his hands
Not a jot monogamous nor a misogynist man
The charms are hard to withstand when the parts are hard and expanding
The artist, commanding a pallette of potent practises
And habits. Find yourself a mattress and grab it!
And that's it (that's it) that's all (that's all)
And what? (what?) what? (what?) and that's that! (YEAH) when you
React to the frantic madness, panic and grand passion
As the action of his hand splashing grabs you as FAAAAN-
TASTIC . an orgiastic experience, all
Gasping, delerious, half collapsing for serious
That's the theory, it's a . tricky one to quibble with
When strictly on the nibble tip, he gets you doing triple flips
Lick your dripping lips 'cause every little bit of moisture counts
You've forgotten why you even got them other boys around!
I enjoy the noise and sounds you make plus muscles are bound to ache
I'm down to take the heat and treat your mound like a pound of cake
(Eat it.)
CHORUS
fast rappers got agile lips and tongues
and drummers got real strong wrists and thumbs
chicks hum til they get some, and then they
move their hips and lose their grips and come!
Up the ante 'til your panties are freakin' soaked
With nipples like computer code, they peek and poke!
Half the time I speak I joke cleverly, not now
Though, when I say that I can never be shot down
Confidence is common sense, Compassionate and c***y
Enough to nail you to the wall like accidents in hockey
Laughing is inoccuous as long as it's obvious
To anyone that's watching us we're not knocking it
. Scoff at this if you want, we gotta not flaunt it
Tighten our belts and emboss another notch on it
Doggone it, I want it on and on and predominant
Non-anonymous, tryst or just an honest kiss from a ms. mrs. or
Miss . and this admission isn't a gift, I'm charging you for it
And even though it's hard to afford, how you adore it!
Aren't you euphoric? It's hard to ignore it!
We've started a roaring fire in the heart of the forest
Par for the course, go ahead like the cart for the horse
And I'm a look you in the eye for every bar of the chorus!
CHORUS
s** bomb blasting at long last, compassionate
Contrasts the actions of the s**ual activist
. Erotic novelist, work your body like nautilus
Birthday parties and parlour tricks are falling in the face of
All these little innovations like c***oral stimulation
Consider pivotal placement for digital manipulation
Kids get away with your pitiful imitations
And middle-aged men, would you take a lesson in patience!
It's prestidigitation, with magic fingers!
I'm wagging them in the air and then making them disappear and then
Taking a risk and preparing to say something in your ear
Not wishing to appear to be faking or insincere
Not bragging or bluffing or playing pranks, just brazenly
Relaying my strengths more blatantly since this year
Got you hating me in here or loving me, with your gold ring
Dudes want a piece of me - girls want the whole thing.
(Hey girl!)
Someone with many talents and a hell of a personality.
So charming! So devastating! Yeah, you guessed it...
This song is about me.
Hey girl!
You never known nobody else like me
In the world (the prestidigitator)
On the real there's no-one else like me
In the world
Oh no!
You never seen nobody else like me
In the world (the prestidigitator)
On the real there's no-one else like me
In the world
Erotic novelist plotting your body politic
Flaunting his naughty knowledges and not even acknowledging
The awesome thoughts composited or flaws in his plans
To get you off in your pants 'til you're massagin' his hands
Not a jot monogamous nor a misogynist man
The charms are hard to withstand when the parts are hard and expanding
The artist, commanding a pallette of potent practises
And habits. Find yourself a mattress and grab it!
And that's it (that's it) that's all (that's all)
And what? (what?) what? (what?) and that's that! (YEAH) when you
React to the frantic madness, panic and grand passion
As the action of his hand splashing grabs you as FAAAAN-
TASTIC . an orgiastic experience, all
Gasping, delerious, half collapsing for serious
That's the theory, it's a . tricky one to quibble with
When strictly on the nibble tip, he gets you doing triple flips
Lick your dripping lips 'cause every little bit of moisture counts
You've forgotten why you even got them other boys around!
I enjoy the noise and sounds you make plus muscles are bound to ache
I'm down to take the heat and treat your mound like a pound of cake
(Eat it.)
CHORUS
fast rappers got agile lips and tongues
and drummers got real strong wrists and thumbs
chicks hum til they get some, and then they
move their hips and lose their grips and come!
Up the ante 'til your panties are freakin' soaked
With nipples like computer code, they peek and poke!
Half the time I speak I joke cleverly, not now
Though, when I say that I can never be shot down
Confidence is common sense, Compassionate and c***y
Enough to nail you to the wall like accidents in hockey
Laughing is inoccuous as long as it's obvious
To anyone that's watching us we're not knocking it
. Scoff at this if you want, we gotta not flaunt it
Tighten our belts and emboss another notch on it
Doggone it, I want it on and on and predominant
Non-anonymous, tryst or just an honest kiss from a ms. mrs. or
Miss . and this admission isn't a gift, I'm charging you for it
And even though it's hard to afford, how you adore it!
Aren't you euphoric? It's hard to ignore it!
We've started a roaring fire in the heart of the forest
Par for the course, go ahead like the cart for the horse
And I'm a look you in the eye for every bar of the chorus!
CHORUS
s** bomb blasting at long last, compassionate
Contrasts the actions of the s**ual activist
. Erotic novelist, work your body like nautilus
Birthday parties and parlour tricks are falling in the face of
All these little innovations like c***oral stimulation
Consider pivotal placement for digital manipulation
Kids get away with your pitiful imitations
And middle-aged men, would you take a lesson in patience!
It's prestidigitation, with magic fingers!
I'm wagging them in the air and then making them disappear and then
Taking a risk and preparing to say something in your ear
Not wishing to appear to be faking or insincere
Not bragging or bluffing or playing pranks, just brazenly
Relaying my strengths more blatantly since this year
Got you hating me in here or loving me, with your gold ring
Dudes want a piece of me - girls want the whole thing.
(Hey girl!)