Life was kinda hectic
And I was havin' trouble sleepin'
I was going crazy
And I had to get away
I loaded up my pick-up
For a Mexican vacation
I didn't know the language
But I quickly learned to say
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Well, I kept right on a-drivin'
Until I hit the ocean
Found a small cantina
Down on Monterrey way
I met up with a girl down there
But she did not speak-a the English
I probably coulda had her too
But all I knew how to say was
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Well, I woke up the next mornin'
And I knew that I was in trouble
I was extremely naked
Lyin' face down in the sand
Well, I stumbled to me feet
And started looking for my old pick-up
I would've asked for help
But I knew all they'd understand was
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
So if your life is kinda hectic
And your havin' trouble sleepin'
Think your going crazy
And you need to get away
The thought has crossed your mind
About headin' out for the border
Let me tell you somethin' boy
All you need to know how to say is
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
And I was havin' trouble sleepin'
I was going crazy
And I had to get away
I loaded up my pick-up
For a Mexican vacation
I didn't know the language
But I quickly learned to say
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Well, I kept right on a-drivin'
Until I hit the ocean
Found a small cantina
Down on Monterrey way
I met up with a girl down there
But she did not speak-a the English
I probably coulda had her too
But all I knew how to say was
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Well, I woke up the next mornin'
And I knew that I was in trouble
I was extremely naked
Lyin' face down in the sand
Well, I stumbled to me feet
And started looking for my old pick-up
I would've asked for help
But I knew all they'd understand was
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
So if your life is kinda hectic
And your havin' trouble sleepin'
Think your going crazy
And you need to get away
The thought has crossed your mind
About headin' out for the border
Let me tell you somethin' boy
All you need to know how to say is
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita
Uno mas cervesa, por favor, señorita