On Par Lyrics

What's the use if I only have a few,
It was on my mind, I could drink a case of you,
But it doesn't much matter to me, I had a sip, I had a dream,
Of all the things I'd say to you,
But me, What I think isn't always what I do,
I talk to you in the mirror for an hour, maybe three,
Just to look at myself the way you'd look at me,
And say God, who'd have known that you're so funny,
Dear,
I've gone too far,
For my intellect,
To stay on Par

I make up dialogue for talks we'll never have,
Like you'd say, life's f***** today,
And I say hey, it's not so bad,
Then I'd make you laugh, or at least crack a smile,
And we'd make love on the kitchen tiles,
My Dear,
I've gone too far,
For my intellect,
To stay on Par
Yeah, Well I'm the guy who'll try to stare at you without looking at you,
I might act surprised when I find out your name and what you do,
Cuz I'm a love sick Jerk,
And I'll try anything I think might work,
I came so far, but I tried too hard,

Oh Dear,
I've gone too far,
And my intellect,
Has crushed my heart