Rule #1: If she ain't happy, you ain't happy. And if she aint happy long enough, your gonna be unhappy with half your stuff.
Early on in our marriage, when we'd be in the same room for a half hour and she wouldn't say a word a word to me, I would make the mistake of looking at her and going "Whats wrong?" hoping it was something other than me. Now, I have learned, if we're in the same room for a half hour and she doesn't say a word to me, IT'S ME. Now, I just go up to her and go "Baby, I realize I have done or said something stupid and insensitive and, while I dont yet know what it is, I would like the chance to go up to my room and think about it for a little while."
This game's been played for centuries
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner you learn the better off you'll be
Just like me
Totally committed
I learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creatures and once I accepted that it made everything alot easier for me. But, I have found that because women are complicated they like to think men are complicated too. You ever hear a group of women talking to each other "Ooh, I wish I knew what he was really thinking?" Ladies, I will tell you what we're really thinking. We're really thinking "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked." That's all we're thinking. You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall on a walker, that's what he's thinking. "I'd like a beer and, boy, I'd like to see something naked."
This game's been played for centuries
Ooh, not bad, not bad
The sooner you learn the better off you'll be
Just like me
Totally committed
And I do belive women understand men better than men understand women, don't you? Think about that. How often do you see a man stomp out of the room crying and a woman going "What, What'd I say? Come back!"
And I do think men would take advice about relationships but we're not gonna sit down and read magazines about it. You got to feed it to us in a way where we'd accept it. Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game. "And there's strike three. Greg Maddux really looking good today. And speaking of looking good, fellas, from time to time your woman needs to be reminded that she's still looking good to you." "Hey, baby! Have I told you lately, you are as pertty as Greg Maddux?"
This game's been played for centuries
Baby, where ya goin?
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner you learn the better off you'll be
Just like me
I keep telling ya I am totally committed
Now repeat after me
Totally committed
Now, baby, what I meant to say is when you're naked you're perttier than Greg Maddux.
You really are.
I'm going up to my room.
Early on in our marriage, when we'd be in the same room for a half hour and she wouldn't say a word a word to me, I would make the mistake of looking at her and going "Whats wrong?" hoping it was something other than me. Now, I have learned, if we're in the same room for a half hour and she doesn't say a word to me, IT'S ME. Now, I just go up to her and go "Baby, I realize I have done or said something stupid and insensitive and, while I dont yet know what it is, I would like the chance to go up to my room and think about it for a little while."
This game's been played for centuries
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner you learn the better off you'll be
Just like me
Totally committed
I learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creatures and once I accepted that it made everything alot easier for me. But, I have found that because women are complicated they like to think men are complicated too. You ever hear a group of women talking to each other "Ooh, I wish I knew what he was really thinking?" Ladies, I will tell you what we're really thinking. We're really thinking "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked." That's all we're thinking. You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall on a walker, that's what he's thinking. "I'd like a beer and, boy, I'd like to see something naked."
This game's been played for centuries
Ooh, not bad, not bad
The sooner you learn the better off you'll be
Just like me
Totally committed
And I do belive women understand men better than men understand women, don't you? Think about that. How often do you see a man stomp out of the room crying and a woman going "What, What'd I say? Come back!"
And I do think men would take advice about relationships but we're not gonna sit down and read magazines about it. You got to feed it to us in a way where we'd accept it. Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game. "And there's strike three. Greg Maddux really looking good today. And speaking of looking good, fellas, from time to time your woman needs to be reminded that she's still looking good to you." "Hey, baby! Have I told you lately, you are as pertty as Greg Maddux?"
This game's been played for centuries
Baby, where ya goin?
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner you learn the better off you'll be
Just like me
I keep telling ya I am totally committed
Now repeat after me
Totally committed
Now, baby, what I meant to say is when you're naked you're perttier than Greg Maddux.
You really are.
I'm going up to my room.