Mouse in a Hole Lyrics

there's a mouse in a hole
and he's digging his own grave
there's a child with her mother
teaching her how to behave
there's her brother in the classroom
and he really doesn't give a d***
there's his buddy his name is alfonse
who's been worshipping the son of sam
there's the teacher with a ruler
and he's bored with all the people in his life
there's the principal in a daydream
he's in love with his best friends wife
there's the best friend - he's on a bender
and his business is going downhill
there's the waitress who thinks he's wealthy
she's moving in for the kill
then a policeman looks in the window
and he's jealous becoming quite upset
there's the radio in the police car
predicting crimes that haven't happened yet
there's his partner who's looking forward
to the rock he's gonna smoke tonight
there's his girlfriend who he lives with
and she knows that something ain't right
something ain't right

there's a tourist with a camera
eating french fries and a big shake
there's the mother with her childern
teaching them their newest mistake
then there's alfonse works at the counter
for this leading hamburger chain
there's the teacher with the principal
and his best friend running in out of the rain
in comes the waitress with the policeman
he's off duty feelin' pretty good
and there's his partner who tried to get straight
with his girlfriend who did all that she could
then there's this other guy
with a machine gun
in a parking lot
dreaming about hell
'cause he knows that
he's gonna go there
when he uses his last shell
he slams the car door - then he walks up
to the front door of the restaraunt with a smile
then he drops dead
on the pavement
never dreaming
all the while
that there's a mouse in a hole
and he's digging his own grave
there's a father - with a son

teaching him how to behave
something ain't right