Stick a fork in, Open wide
Everyone is Max inside
Full of colorful guts and habits
Cryptic world of cryptic rabbits!
Underutilized impulse control
Rabbit rampant junk food black hole
Loopy cravings, rigmarole
Feel his giant feet right in your soul!
Mania, sloth, irreverence, excess
gluttony, revelry, violence, and selfishness
Flags of pure, unfettered (unintelligible) brashly unfurled
It's a Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max world!
*scatting*
Everyone's a sandwich of naivety and cynicism
Everyone's a (unintelligible) of disinterested fanaticism
Everyone's a walking beaker of potential cataclysm
Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Everyone's infected for a (unintelligible)!
Stick a spork in, deep inside
Everyone is Max-ified
By hypnosis, or by nature
What's the difference? Just nomenclature...
Shake your friend's adorable paws
Careful of his powerful, biting jaws
We're a mix of cop and felon
Wearing heads like ripened watermelons!
Mania, sloth, irreverence, excess
gluttony, revelry, violence, and selfishness
Flags of pure, unfettered (unintelligible) brashly unfurled
It's a Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max world!
*scatting*
Reality is tenuous, (unintelligible)
Morality in motion like a squirming burlap bag of dwarfs
Normality's impossible when all of us are lagomorphs
Lagomorph, oh lagomorph, oh what the hell's a lagomorph?!
It's kind of like a rodent but for minor technicalities.
And so are you and I and every major nationality
Gregariously social antisocial personalities
Our conscience is a curiously useless abnormality
A useless abnormality, a useless abnormality
A (unintelligible) of sorts, a (unintelligible) of sorts, of course, of course, we're lagomorphs!
Unmitigated, unreserved, unquestionable excess
Larkiness, sharkiness, snarkiness, and selfishness
Flags of pure unfettered and brashly unfurled
It's a Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max world!
*scatting*
Oh yeah!
Everyone is Max inside
Full of colorful guts and habits
Cryptic world of cryptic rabbits!
Underutilized impulse control
Rabbit rampant junk food black hole
Loopy cravings, rigmarole
Feel his giant feet right in your soul!
Mania, sloth, irreverence, excess
gluttony, revelry, violence, and selfishness
Flags of pure, unfettered (unintelligible) brashly unfurled
It's a Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max world!
*scatting*
Everyone's a sandwich of naivety and cynicism
Everyone's a (unintelligible) of disinterested fanaticism
Everyone's a walking beaker of potential cataclysm
Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Everyone's infected for a (unintelligible)!
Stick a spork in, deep inside
Everyone is Max-ified
By hypnosis, or by nature
What's the difference? Just nomenclature...
Shake your friend's adorable paws
Careful of his powerful, biting jaws
We're a mix of cop and felon
Wearing heads like ripened watermelons!
Mania, sloth, irreverence, excess
gluttony, revelry, violence, and selfishness
Flags of pure, unfettered (unintelligible) brashly unfurled
It's a Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max world!
*scatting*
Reality is tenuous, (unintelligible)
Morality in motion like a squirming burlap bag of dwarfs
Normality's impossible when all of us are lagomorphs
Lagomorph, oh lagomorph, oh what the hell's a lagomorph?!
It's kind of like a rodent but for minor technicalities.
And so are you and I and every major nationality
Gregariously social antisocial personalities
Our conscience is a curiously useless abnormality
A useless abnormality, a useless abnormality
A (unintelligible) of sorts, a (unintelligible) of sorts, of course, of course, we're lagomorphs!
Unmitigated, unreserved, unquestionable excess
Larkiness, sharkiness, snarkiness, and selfishness
Flags of pure unfettered and brashly unfurled
It's a Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max world!
*scatting*
Oh yeah!