OPEN THE PACKAGE, PUT DOWN THE KNIFE (verse 1)
THE COVER LETTER, I READ IT TWICE
PUT ON THE HEADRESS AND THIS BOLO TIE
AND YOU'LL FORGET HER BEFORE TONIGHT
PUT ON THESE CONTACTS..HOUDINI WORE
BEN HOGAN'S GOLF SLACKS, AND ONE THING MORE
DRINK DOWN THIS POTION...REPEAT THIS LINE
ABRACA-DABRA, CA-DO, OR CA-DIE
GET HER OUTTA MY MIND
IT'S MY CURE KIT, 3 PAIRS OF DICE, (chorus)
A COPY OF LIFE, THE YEAR-END ISSUE
CURE KIT, THE WORDS TO DANNY BOY..
WRITTEN ON A KLEENEX TISSUE
ADD A LIGHTER FROM A CADDY SEVILLE
AND THEN FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS
JUST WEST OF VINELAND THE AIR IS CLEAR (verse 2)
'LOOKS LIKE NEW ENGLAND WHEN SANTA ANA COMES THROUGH HERE
HER STUFF'S IN BOXES OUT IN THE HALL
I'LL CUT THE PHONE LINES IN CASE SHE CALLS
AND POURS ON THAT VOODOO I CAN'T RESIST
FOG UP MY GLASSES AS I DRINK ALL OF IT
(BUT) I'VE GOT MY CURE KIT, THE MANTRA'S MEMORIZED
ABRACA-DABRA, CA-DO, OR CA-DIE
GET HER OUTTA MY MIND
-chorus-
ONLY PRIMAL SCREAMS... (bridge)
CAN MASK THE SOUND, DROWN HER OUT
COME AND TRY MY REMEDIES FOR THE POISON THEY CALL LOVE
THE COVER LETTER, I READ IT TWICE
PUT ON THE HEADRESS AND THIS BOLO TIE
AND YOU'LL FORGET HER BEFORE TONIGHT
PUT ON THESE CONTACTS..HOUDINI WORE
BEN HOGAN'S GOLF SLACKS, AND ONE THING MORE
DRINK DOWN THIS POTION...REPEAT THIS LINE
ABRACA-DABRA, CA-DO, OR CA-DIE
GET HER OUTTA MY MIND
IT'S MY CURE KIT, 3 PAIRS OF DICE, (chorus)
A COPY OF LIFE, THE YEAR-END ISSUE
CURE KIT, THE WORDS TO DANNY BOY..
WRITTEN ON A KLEENEX TISSUE
ADD A LIGHTER FROM A CADDY SEVILLE
AND THEN FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS
JUST WEST OF VINELAND THE AIR IS CLEAR (verse 2)
'LOOKS LIKE NEW ENGLAND WHEN SANTA ANA COMES THROUGH HERE
HER STUFF'S IN BOXES OUT IN THE HALL
I'LL CUT THE PHONE LINES IN CASE SHE CALLS
AND POURS ON THAT VOODOO I CAN'T RESIST
FOG UP MY GLASSES AS I DRINK ALL OF IT
(BUT) I'VE GOT MY CURE KIT, THE MANTRA'S MEMORIZED
ABRACA-DABRA, CA-DO, OR CA-DIE
GET HER OUTTA MY MIND
-chorus-
ONLY PRIMAL SCREAMS... (bridge)
CAN MASK THE SOUND, DROWN HER OUT
COME AND TRY MY REMEDIES FOR THE POISON THEY CALL LOVE