LAVERN:
I said you better think twice, Jackie
Before you call me a dirty wh*re
I've got news for you little boy
Don't f**k with me no more
So you better be nice
You better take my advice
Oh you dirty b*stard think twice
Oh, think twice.
JACKIE:
Now wait a minute Vern, b*tch
I've had just about enough of your sh*t
I wanna take it easy, yeah
You dirty son-of-a-b*tch
I'm gonna walk on out the door, yeah
Ain't gonna kiss your a** no more
Bye bye ho' (ho', ho', ho', ho')
(AD LIBS FOLLOW):
LAVERN:
Now listen to me honey
I give you all the reefer
All the cocaine
And you still f**ked up
You understand that?
JACKIE:
You always pullin' up your dress, "Look, Jackie!"
LAVERN:
That's alright, just lick it. You know how to do that, doncha?
JACKIE:
I don't want no more of your reefer. Or your pu**y.
LAVERN:
You know how to eat ice cream?
The ad-libs continue from there, with Lavern referring to herself as a c**t and telling Jackie he has "fleas" and "funky lice." They bring Nat Tarnapol's name into it near the end and Phil Macy's (?), calling him a "stone queer."
I said you better think twice, Jackie
Before you call me a dirty wh*re
I've got news for you little boy
Don't f**k with me no more
So you better be nice
You better take my advice
Oh you dirty b*stard think twice
Oh, think twice.
JACKIE:
Now wait a minute Vern, b*tch
I've had just about enough of your sh*t
I wanna take it easy, yeah
You dirty son-of-a-b*tch
I'm gonna walk on out the door, yeah
Ain't gonna kiss your a** no more
Bye bye ho' (ho', ho', ho', ho')
(AD LIBS FOLLOW):
LAVERN:
Now listen to me honey
I give you all the reefer
All the cocaine
And you still f**ked up
You understand that?
JACKIE:
You always pullin' up your dress, "Look, Jackie!"
LAVERN:
That's alright, just lick it. You know how to do that, doncha?
JACKIE:
I don't want no more of your reefer. Or your pu**y.
LAVERN:
You know how to eat ice cream?
The ad-libs continue from there, with Lavern referring to herself as a c**t and telling Jackie he has "fleas" and "funky lice." They bring Nat Tarnapol's name into it near the end and Phil Macy's (?), calling him a "stone queer."