Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
And she's probably getting frisky...
Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
Cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,
Showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville Slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying - I'm drunk
And he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cuz the next time that he cheats...
Oh you know it won't be on me!
No... not on me...
Cuz I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. maybe next time he'll think.. before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...
Ohhhh..
And she's probably getting frisky...
Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
Cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,
Showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville Slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying - I'm drunk
And he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cuz the next time that he cheats...
Oh you know it won't be on me!
No... not on me...
Cuz I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. maybe next time he'll think.. before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...
Ohhhh..