Diary Lyrics

I used to play with my b****
but now I play with my d***
I'm using both of my hands
I play until I get sick
then I go straight to my room
and watch my neighbours' two dogs
they f*** each others brains out
all my friends think I love c****
another thing that I like
is scaring kids on the street
while cruising nude on my bike
and penetrating some sheep
when I get punched in the face
I feel extremely h****
and it results every day
in an erection for me