Jackie Chan
Lead: Paul Hatch
Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies
He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around
If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down
If you're all alone and you're getting whooped
Honey he'll show up, and he'll back you up
He can beat Ralph Machio, or Mr. Miyagi
Jean Claude Van Damme is tough
but he can't compete
Jackie Chan is he, he's in your T.V
Oh, he can do a high kick
He can do a roundhouse
He can punch your teeth out
Jackie Chan
Lead: Paul Hatch
Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies
He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around
If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down
If you're all alone and you're getting whooped
Honey he'll show up, and he'll back you up
He can beat Ralph Machio, or Mr. Miyagi
Jean Claude Van Damme is tough
but he can't compete
Jackie Chan is he, he's in your T.V
Oh, he can do a high kick
He can do a roundhouse
He can punch your teeth out
Jackie Chan
Lead: Paul Hatch
Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies
He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around
If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down
If you're all alone and you're getting whooped
Honey he'll show up, and he'll back you up
He can beat Ralph Machio, or Mr. Miyagi
Jean Claude Van Damme is tough
but he can't compete
Jackie Chan is he, he's in your T.V
Oh, he can do a high kick
He can do a roundhouse
He can punch your teeth out
Lead: Paul Hatch
Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies
He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around
If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down
If you're all alone and you're getting whooped
Honey he'll show up, and he'll back you up
He can beat Ralph Machio, or Mr. Miyagi
Jean Claude Van Damme is tough
but he can't compete
Jackie Chan is he, he's in your T.V
Oh, he can do a high kick
He can do a roundhouse
He can punch your teeth out
Jackie Chan
Lead: Paul Hatch
Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies
He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around
If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down
If you're all alone and you're getting whooped
Honey he'll show up, and he'll back you up
He can beat Ralph Machio, or Mr. Miyagi
Jean Claude Van Damme is tough
but he can't compete
Jackie Chan is he, he's in your T.V
Oh, he can do a high kick
He can do a roundhouse
He can punch your teeth out
Jackie Chan
Lead: Paul Hatch
Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies
He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around
If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down
If you're all alone and you're getting whooped
Honey he'll show up, and he'll back you up
He can beat Ralph Machio, or Mr. Miyagi
Jean Claude Van Damme is tough
but he can't compete
Jackie Chan is he, he's in your T.V
Oh, he can do a high kick
He can do a roundhouse
He can punch your teeth out