Taking Advantage Of A Virgin Lyrics

I'm the type of guy
who goes out every weekend
and expects to get a decent f***
I don't care
what the hell they look like
as long as they know how to f***
and how to suck a c***

last Sunday I was out for a walk
and I picked up some s***
or at least I thought so
I found out that she was actually a virgin

when a girl really looks up to you
you can make her do anything
we started with petting and oral s**
I put a cucumber up her a**
while f****** her tight teenage c***
I could see she was in ecstasy

I said I wanted to p*** in her mouth
I explained to her that
that was something you only do
when two people really love each other
I could see that she didn't like
the taste of it
but she didn't want to disappoint me
so she drank every single drop

I even made her taste my s***
it was really cool
when the smelly lump
found its way to the open mouth