Don't Call Me a Moshist Lyrics

st. louis, chicago, kansas city
the way some people mosh is a f****** pitty
back and forth?? what the s***!!
haven't you heard OF THE CIRCLE PIT
the kc shuffle just ain't the same
red rover is a third grade game
we can still be friends i just have to say
don't let people know you MOSH THAT WAY
MOSHIST - don't call me a
MOSHIST - you dance funny
f*** THAT s***
LET'S CIRCLE PIT

you call me a moshist, of the moshist reich??
who am i to say the way you dance isn't right??
moshing in a rectangle goes against nature
slamming in a circle MAKES IT A RAGER
even metalheads they understand
running around as fast as they can
your new kind of mosh just f**** with tradition
if you can't stand the pit pit GET OUT OF THE MOSH KITCHEN

MOSHIST - don't call me a
MOSHIST - you dance funny
f*** THAT s***
LET'S CIRCLE PIT