Dear Uncle Creepy..............................
Dear Uncle Creepy, it's been years
Morbid fantasy exterminates my childhood fears
Dear Uncle Creepy, how can it be?
Some of the c*** that's out these days is such a bore to me
Dear Uncle Creepy...
The s*** they call "horror" in the comic store
Nobody's got that style anymore!
Pre-code classics provide the chills
This high-tech bullshit never will!
As far as movies are concerned,
There's a plenty out what should be burned
The horror's gone, big budgets here
What ever happened to the meaning of FEAR????
Dear Uncle Creepy, it's a crying shame
The "terror" of the 90's is so f****** lame
What ever happened to the good ol' days
Has you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves!!!
Trap them Kill Them..........................................
Stench of death, the worm eaten flesh
The wicked fires burn, I'm the last survivor left
Trapped in this cage, locked up with the rats
The vermin and filth, how long can it last?
The cannibals dance and dig my grave
For me all hope is lost
An amazonian camping trip
I prepare to pay the cost
They killed my fellow travelers,
Mutilated one by one
Decapitated my lovely wife
Then raped her body just for fun!
In this wet hold I wait my time is yet to come
I wait the hours crawl by... whay am I the only one?
The hour of doom approaches near, I clutch my brain in fear
They crawl slowly to me... my god, I cannot ee!!!
Motionless, chained fast by fear
For me all hope is lost
I ventured where I dare not tread
And now i pay the cost!
My place is not here, yet here I die
And peace I have not found...
My head is severed at the neck,
It falls silently to the ground...
Dear Uncle Creepy, it's been years
Morbid fantasy exterminates my childhood fears
Dear Uncle Creepy, how can it be?
Some of the c*** that's out these days is such a bore to me
Dear Uncle Creepy...
The s*** they call "horror" in the comic store
Nobody's got that style anymore!
Pre-code classics provide the chills
This high-tech bullshit never will!
As far as movies are concerned,
There's a plenty out what should be burned
The horror's gone, big budgets here
What ever happened to the meaning of FEAR????
Dear Uncle Creepy, it's a crying shame
The "terror" of the 90's is so f****** lame
What ever happened to the good ol' days
Has you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves!!!
Trap them Kill Them..........................................
Stench of death, the worm eaten flesh
The wicked fires burn, I'm the last survivor left
Trapped in this cage, locked up with the rats
The vermin and filth, how long can it last?
The cannibals dance and dig my grave
For me all hope is lost
An amazonian camping trip
I prepare to pay the cost
They killed my fellow travelers,
Mutilated one by one
Decapitated my lovely wife
Then raped her body just for fun!
In this wet hold I wait my time is yet to come
I wait the hours crawl by... whay am I the only one?
The hour of doom approaches near, I clutch my brain in fear
They crawl slowly to me... my god, I cannot ee!!!
Motionless, chained fast by fear
For me all hope is lost
I ventured where I dare not tread
And now i pay the cost!
My place is not here, yet here I die
And peace I have not found...
My head is severed at the neck,
It falls silently to the ground...