five little monsters were riding through s***e their s***eship broke and they fell into this place they gotta get out but they don't know how so they're waiting and waiting in a creepy creepy house the whole human race is already pretty loony but the ones who move in this house are gonna go boony monsters live on tv never in the zoo hang around with us and you'll be a monster too lalala lalalala we like monster men lalala lalalala we like monster men poor old stereo he ain't sure just what he knows etno is intelligent he's quite a super-head gorgious is a great big guy but he's fat from too much pie bud is cool of course it's true but he's a tv fool lalala lalalala we like monster men lalala lalalala we like monster men candy is the sweetest one cleans and cooks and acts like mom all of them are going nutz their s***eship's on the futz the human race gets in their face gotta drive the from this place of course they've got smtv nightmares for the family lalala lalalala we like monster men lalala lalalala we like monster men gotta get and ride home baby gotta get and ride now gotta get and ride home baby but they don't know how lalala lalalala we like monster men lalala lalalala we like monster men