Im and Irish cripple, a Scottish jew
Im the blackmail man
A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe
Im the blackmail man
Im a dead fish c***, a pikey Greek
Im the blackmail man
A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak
Im the blackmail man
Well, im the blackmail man and I know what you do
Every one of you, im the blackmail man
You make me sick, make me Tom and d***
Im the blackmail man
Blackmail man
Im a Paki, c**** a half-c***ed ponce
Im the blackmail man
A tiddly -wink, a Charlie Ronce
Im a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunk
Im the blackmail man
A paraffin lamp, an elephants trunk
Im the blackmail man
Im the blackmail man and I know what you do
Every one of you, blackmail man
I hate yoru guts, your Newington b***s
Im the blackmail man
Hampton wick, Parrafin lamp
Fraiser and Nash, Pony and trap
Blackmail man
Up you harris, in your mince
Hamptons dont leave fingerprints
I am the blackmail man
Im the blackmail man
A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe
Im the blackmail man
Im a dead fish c***, a pikey Greek
Im the blackmail man
A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak
Im the blackmail man
Well, im the blackmail man and I know what you do
Every one of you, im the blackmail man
You make me sick, make me Tom and d***
Im the blackmail man
Blackmail man
Im a Paki, c**** a half-c***ed ponce
Im the blackmail man
A tiddly -wink, a Charlie Ronce
Im a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunk
Im the blackmail man
A paraffin lamp, an elephants trunk
Im the blackmail man
Im the blackmail man and I know what you do
Every one of you, blackmail man
I hate yoru guts, your Newington b***s
Im the blackmail man
Hampton wick, Parrafin lamp
Fraiser and Nash, Pony and trap
Blackmail man
Up you harris, in your mince
Hamptons dont leave fingerprints
I am the blackmail man