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Christmas in Prison Lyrics

I can't recommend
That you spend
Christmas in prison
No Jingle Bells,
Just prison cells
It's Christmas in prison, whoa

Pull a Christmas prank
You get Christmas shanked
It's Christmas in prison

You don't get the kind of present you'd hoped for
If you drop your soap on the floor
it's Christmas in prison

Forget about that sleigh ride
Cos you're sure to get your parole denied
It's Christmas in prison
You'll get no Christmas cards
Instead you got your s*****ic prison guards
It's Christmas in prison

Instead of celebrating Jesus' birth
You get a cavity search
It's Christmas in prison

You know those Christmas carols you sang
But you're sure to get beat up by a rival gang
It's Christmas in prison, it's Christmas in prison

Instead of a nativity scene
You get a shank in your spleen
It's Christmas in prison
Instead of steaming hot mince pies
You get bleach blown in your eyes
It's Christmas in prison, oh no

There's absolutely no celebration
If you're locked in isolation
It's Christmas in prison

I can't stand another minute here
I've got to get out of here
It's Christmas in prison
It's Christmas, Christmas in prison
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A Merry Payday Christmas (2013)
Intro A Merry Payday Christmas A Heist Not Attempted Before If It Has to Be Christmas I've Been a Bad Boy Christmas in Prison Deck the Safe House If It Has to Be Christmas (American Version) A Merry Payday Christmas (Instrumental) A Heist Not Attempted Before (Instrumental) If It Has to Be Christmas (Instrumental) I've Been a Bad Boy (Instrumental) Christmas in Prison (Instrumental) Deck the Safe House (Instrumental)