Nine Coloured Spastics on a Meat Hook Lyrics

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She said it was a dream of hers
since 7 years of age
I said she looked a bit
Like a rhino dipped in s***
Under the circumstance
I said she stood more chance fitting
Nine Coloured Spastics On A Meat Hook
Nine Coloured Spastics On A Meat Hook
I thought you'd better know
That the odds are pretty low
of fitting Nine Coloured Spastics On A Meat Hook

A good old friend of mine
used to paint in his spare time
Like a blind old man with parkinsons
being shafted from behind
He wanted a gallery
sell his art professionally
I said stop right there
Your better off I swear
Tryin' to fit
Nine Coloured Spastics On A Meat Hook
Nine Coloured Spastics On A Meat Hook
I thought you'd better know
That the odds are pretty low
of fitting Nine Coloured Spastics On A Meat Hook
Her sister said to me
She was gonna get on tv
She was 18 stone and stuttered
and she looked like Mr T
And the only way she'd get
Herself on a tv set
Was in C.S.I.
So you might as well try
Try to fit

Nine Coloured Spastics On A Meat Hook
Nine Coloured Spastics On A Meat Hook
I thought you'd better know
That the odds are pretty low
of fitting Nine Coloured Spastics On A Meat Hook