I'd rather have a d*** in my a** than have you in my heart
I'd rather have you out of my life than have you tear it apart
It took some time to realize, what I knew from the start
I'd rather have a d*** in my a**
A c*** in my mouth
And b**** on my chin
And a belly full of n***** j*** addled in AIDS
Than have you in my heart
Ten years ago, give a day or so, you left without goodbye
And the only thing you didn't take
Were the tears in my eyes
And I cried myself a river
Then I drank that river dry
So when you showed up yesterday
And said "Is it okay if I come back to stay?"
Well, let me think about it.
Well I've got to say.
I'd rather have a d*** in my a** than have you in my heart
I'd rather have you out of my life than have you tear it apart
It took some time to realize, what I knew from the start
I'd rather have a d*** in my a**
A c*** in my mouth
And b**** on my chin
And a belly full of n***** j*** addled in AIDS
Than have you in my heart
(he'd rather have a d*** in his a**, a c*** in his mouth,
And b**** on his chin, and a belly full of n***** j***
Addled in AIDS, than have you in his heart)
Since you've been gone
I've been getting it on
With anyone with the time to give
From old and dry
To young and shy
To much too young to live
From stern to bow
From pink to brown
And any alternative
So when you say you want me back
Hmmmmm. let me think about that....
..Well, I've thought about it.
I'll try to be a diplomat
I'd rather have a d*** in my a** than have you in my heart
I'd rather have you out of my life than have you tear it apart
It took some time to realize, what I knew from the start
I'd rather have a d*** in my a**
A c*** in my mouth
And b**** on my chin
And a belly full of n***** j*** addled in AIDS
And blow Down Syndrome stillborn children
Covered in s***
While I finger my daddy
And my family is watching
As they're licking my d***
Than have you in my heart
(he'd rather have a d*** in his a**, a c*** in his mouth,
And b**** on his chin, and a belly full of n***** j***
addled in AIDS, and blow Down Syndrome stillborn
children, covered in s*** while his daddy is watching
and his family is watching as they're licking his d***
than have you in his heart)
How dare you show your face around
this dirty old town again?
I'm hearing tales of the guys you nailed
And how he's chasing men
So then you end up in the arms of a bearded l******
And now you're here before my eyes
You wanna come inside?
Well let me think a while.
I'd rather have a d*** in my a** than have you in my heart
I'd rather have you out of my life than have you tear it apart
It took some time to realize, what I knew from the start
I'd rather have a d*** in my a**
A c*** in my mouth
And b**** on my chin
And a belly full of n***** j*** addled in AIDS
And dig my grandma out of the ground
And stick my bone in the b****'s face
Going in and out
And in and out
And shoot my juice all over the place
Than have you in my heart
(he'd rather have a d*** in his a**, a c*** in his mouth,
And b**** on his chin, and a belly full of n***** j***
addled in AIDS, and dig his grandma out of the ground
and bury his face in her private place 'til all he can
taste is toxic waste and get his granddad on the phone
who's dying alone in a nursing home, and stick his phone
in the b****'s face, going in and out and in and out and
shoots his juice all over the place going in and out and
in and out.)
*leaves to take a shower*
I'd rather have you out of my life than have you tear it apart
It took some time to realize, what I knew from the start
I'd rather have a d*** in my a**
A c*** in my mouth
And b**** on my chin
And a belly full of n***** j*** addled in AIDS
Than have you in my heart
Ten years ago, give a day or so, you left without goodbye
And the only thing you didn't take
Were the tears in my eyes
And I cried myself a river
Then I drank that river dry
So when you showed up yesterday
And said "Is it okay if I come back to stay?"
Well, let me think about it.
Well I've got to say.
I'd rather have a d*** in my a** than have you in my heart
I'd rather have you out of my life than have you tear it apart
It took some time to realize, what I knew from the start
I'd rather have a d*** in my a**
A c*** in my mouth
And b**** on my chin
And a belly full of n***** j*** addled in AIDS
Than have you in my heart
(he'd rather have a d*** in his a**, a c*** in his mouth,
And b**** on his chin, and a belly full of n***** j***
Addled in AIDS, than have you in his heart)
Since you've been gone
I've been getting it on
With anyone with the time to give
From old and dry
To young and shy
To much too young to live
From stern to bow
From pink to brown
And any alternative
So when you say you want me back
Hmmmmm. let me think about that....
..Well, I've thought about it.
I'll try to be a diplomat
I'd rather have a d*** in my a** than have you in my heart
I'd rather have you out of my life than have you tear it apart
It took some time to realize, what I knew from the start
I'd rather have a d*** in my a**
A c*** in my mouth
And b**** on my chin
And a belly full of n***** j*** addled in AIDS
And blow Down Syndrome stillborn children
Covered in s***
While I finger my daddy
And my family is watching
As they're licking my d***
Than have you in my heart
(he'd rather have a d*** in his a**, a c*** in his mouth,
And b**** on his chin, and a belly full of n***** j***
addled in AIDS, and blow Down Syndrome stillborn
children, covered in s*** while his daddy is watching
and his family is watching as they're licking his d***
than have you in his heart)
How dare you show your face around
this dirty old town again?
I'm hearing tales of the guys you nailed
And how he's chasing men
So then you end up in the arms of a bearded l******
And now you're here before my eyes
You wanna come inside?
Well let me think a while.
I'd rather have a d*** in my a** than have you in my heart
I'd rather have you out of my life than have you tear it apart
It took some time to realize, what I knew from the start
I'd rather have a d*** in my a**
A c*** in my mouth
And b**** on my chin
And a belly full of n***** j*** addled in AIDS
And dig my grandma out of the ground
And stick my bone in the b****'s face
Going in and out
And in and out
And shoot my juice all over the place
Than have you in my heart
(he'd rather have a d*** in his a**, a c*** in his mouth,
And b**** on his chin, and a belly full of n***** j***
addled in AIDS, and dig his grandma out of the ground
and bury his face in her private place 'til all he can
taste is toxic waste and get his granddad on the phone
who's dying alone in a nursing home, and stick his phone
in the b****'s face, going in and out and in and out and
shoots his juice all over the place going in and out and
in and out.)
*leaves to take a shower*