It's a story that I think you know
But I'd like to have this talk before I go
I don't get around too much
Never seen at the shows
I want to find someone to smash the stereo
Cause I don't even give a s*** anymore
So get me out of town
I'll find a girl
On another coast
To erase my problems
And you'll just have to make the most
Someday you'll miss me
All soaked in gin and chardonnay
Alone in the turf club
It's the same song everyday
Throwing back another beer and pressing reply
So who's picked to click and what does it matter at all
Just ask me who wears the crown
It's the 30 something man who only scoffs and frowns
He's the one is satisfied until you back down
It's the time to join a club of every has-been in town
And it will get around
But I'd like to have this talk before I go
I don't get around too much
Never seen at the shows
I want to find someone to smash the stereo
Cause I don't even give a s*** anymore
So get me out of town
I'll find a girl
On another coast
To erase my problems
And you'll just have to make the most
Someday you'll miss me
All soaked in gin and chardonnay
Alone in the turf club
It's the same song everyday
Throwing back another beer and pressing reply
So who's picked to click and what does it matter at all
Just ask me who wears the crown
It's the 30 something man who only scoffs and frowns
He's the one is satisfied until you back down
It's the time to join a club of every has-been in town
And it will get around