Well I've got a gal
She's six foot three
She's built like
a Christmas Tree
She's got Ornaments
Ornaments
Yes you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments
Well she sent me to the store
To get a loaf a bread
I come home with b***er
And she hit me in the head
With those Ornaments
Ornaments
Yes, you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments
Break
Well I ask her
where she got that shape
She said some doc had
used lots a tape on
those Ornaments
Ornaments
Yes you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments
Now Jethro really
is so meek
She slaped him when he
tried to peek
At those Ornaments
Ornaments
Guess you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments
Break
Well when she walks
its plain to see
it rattles my
rattles my rattles my tree
With those Ornaments
Ornaments
Yes you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments
Well before you think them
Nasty things
Her Ornaments are
Those swingin earings
That's her Ornaments
Ornaments
Guess you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments
She's six foot three
She's built like
a Christmas Tree
She's got Ornaments
Ornaments
Yes you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments
Well she sent me to the store
To get a loaf a bread
I come home with b***er
And she hit me in the head
With those Ornaments
Ornaments
Yes, you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments
Break
Well I ask her
where she got that shape
She said some doc had
used lots a tape on
those Ornaments
Ornaments
Yes you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments
Now Jethro really
is so meek
She slaped him when he
tried to peek
At those Ornaments
Ornaments
Guess you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments
Break
Well when she walks
its plain to see
it rattles my
rattles my rattles my tree
With those Ornaments
Ornaments
Yes you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments
Well before you think them
Nasty things
Her Ornaments are
Those swingin earings
That's her Ornaments
Ornaments
Guess you oughta see what she has got for Ornaments