Listen fellow people 'cause I've got something to tell
I was at this club, right, it was fat as hell
I met this pretty lady, she looked sharper than an eye
I didn't know by then she'd mess up my life
I said you've got to join me, where ever I may roll
We jumped into a cab and headed for my home
Well inside my room she worked on my erection
All kind of drunk, h****, sloppy with protection
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
Story number to, folks, listen to me rhyme
This girl was a Christian, d*** she was fine
We dated for a month steady me a b****
But this good Jesus will he stand to dishonor her
One time, the preacher's outside
Trying to make a move there but something wasn't right
She said I want to marry, and kids is that so strange
h**** as I dog, I told her that could be arranged
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
The essence of it all, folks, is about to pass my lips
Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips
Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind
Wear a gimmy head or life might just treat you unkind
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
I don't want to be a young dad
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
I don't want to be a young dad
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
I was at this club, right, it was fat as hell
I met this pretty lady, she looked sharper than an eye
I didn't know by then she'd mess up my life
I said you've got to join me, where ever I may roll
We jumped into a cab and headed for my home
Well inside my room she worked on my erection
All kind of drunk, h****, sloppy with protection
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
Story number to, folks, listen to me rhyme
This girl was a Christian, d*** she was fine
We dated for a month steady me a b****
But this good Jesus will he stand to dishonor her
One time, the preacher's outside
Trying to make a move there but something wasn't right
She said I want to marry, and kids is that so strange
h**** as I dog, I told her that could be arranged
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
The essence of it all, folks, is about to pass my lips
Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips
Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind
Wear a gimmy head or life might just treat you unkind
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
I don't want to be a young dad
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
I don't want to be a young dad
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer