You weak flamer, you're not worth a mention
But like a buggy Mac, I'm shutting down all extensions
From the depths of hell my wild style was born
I mastered peas and cream corn
From the socket of Davis
Say something shocking, outrageous
But we're all so jaded
Nothing can phase us
I'm in touch with the earth
I got dirt under my nails
I power your third rails
Subway to Venus with a detachable p****
I kick it with Daisy
Cooter, and Enis
Generally speakin', I'm at my best when I'm tweakin'
Everybody's workin' for the weekend
But it's no great plan to be pumpin' for the man
You're just wage slaves
Get your head out the sand
You're just a smurfer on a co-located server
And I serve my active pages with fervor
Rap zealot, I always live to tell it
And my rhymes are so f****** dope you can smell it
I used to sell it but I had to go legit
I still get paid, so I really don't give a s***
I kick intensities
In ten cities
I'd like nothing more than to see your whole crew bleed
Epiphenominal, sesquipedalian
Running roughshod
Over antedeluvian antequarians
Sinister - I roll 'em left handed
Your band heard my band and they f****** disbanded
I bring sedition
In this war of attrition
D-Generation
On a five year mission
To boldy go where you hoes are scared
People think I'm wack
I never cared
I rock Plaid
I'm never Board of Canada
Captain Fantastic?
I live to damage ya'
I got baggage, I want to make cabbage
I'm a smooth calculator like Babbage
I'm not the white power ranger
But I'm constantly morphin'
Another orphan
High on endophins
I'm ambidexterous
When it comes to rhymin'
Wear a suit and tie when I do my crimin'
Carve your skull into a m***********' bong
I smoke better than Tommy Chong
From Long Beach
All the way to Brooklyn
I'll leave you layin' on the floor like a f****** used Trojan
With the dope that makes you choke and keeps you broke
I ain't no m***********' joke
But like a buggy Mac, I'm shutting down all extensions
From the depths of hell my wild style was born
I mastered peas and cream corn
From the socket of Davis
Say something shocking, outrageous
But we're all so jaded
Nothing can phase us
I'm in touch with the earth
I got dirt under my nails
I power your third rails
Subway to Venus with a detachable p****
I kick it with Daisy
Cooter, and Enis
Generally speakin', I'm at my best when I'm tweakin'
Everybody's workin' for the weekend
But it's no great plan to be pumpin' for the man
You're just wage slaves
Get your head out the sand
You're just a smurfer on a co-located server
And I serve my active pages with fervor
Rap zealot, I always live to tell it
And my rhymes are so f****** dope you can smell it
I used to sell it but I had to go legit
I still get paid, so I really don't give a s***
I kick intensities
In ten cities
I'd like nothing more than to see your whole crew bleed
Epiphenominal, sesquipedalian
Running roughshod
Over antedeluvian antequarians
Sinister - I roll 'em left handed
Your band heard my band and they f****** disbanded
I bring sedition
In this war of attrition
D-Generation
On a five year mission
To boldy go where you hoes are scared
People think I'm wack
I never cared
I rock Plaid
I'm never Board of Canada
Captain Fantastic?
I live to damage ya'
I got baggage, I want to make cabbage
I'm a smooth calculator like Babbage
I'm not the white power ranger
But I'm constantly morphin'
Another orphan
High on endophins
I'm ambidexterous
When it comes to rhymin'
Wear a suit and tie when I do my crimin'
Carve your skull into a m***********' bong
I smoke better than Tommy Chong
From Long Beach
All the way to Brooklyn
I'll leave you layin' on the floor like a f****** used Trojan
With the dope that makes you choke and keeps you broke
I ain't no m***********' joke