wipEr bladEs Lyrics

o winters here with all the ice n snow
n the surly slush upon the road
the salty spray upon muh window
makes me wish i replace my wiper blades
(chorus)
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades

salty spray from semi's that do pass
they turn muh windsheild into bathroom glass
i turn the k*** but i come to the conclusion
that i did not fill up my washer solution

muh wiper wiper wiper fluid
muh wiper wiper wiper fluid
muh wiper wiper wiper fluid
i wish that id replace muh wiper fluid
(chorus)
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades

down the expressway 80mph
i can make out headlights, taillights, frosted shapes
but down by the dash theres a clearing where both blades do scrape
i can see fine if i lay on the passengers seat

(chorus)
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades
Summers here with depressed bugs and flies
All committing windsheild suicide
In smears of green and yellow gizzard goup
Only Brilla wiper blades would do

muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades
"one time on delay"
muh wiper.............wiper..........wiper blades
i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades