Ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba
Ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba
Ooh, Ooh.
I'm wakin' up at 2 PM, my eyes are barely open
And my head is kind of poundin' from the drinkin' and the smokin'
And my whole apartment reeks, I haven't showered in two weeks
Things are lookin' kind of bleak 'cause I'm alone again
I used to have a girlfriend till I asked her for some money
And I spent it all on drinkin' which she didn't think was funny
Then I entertained her sister in a game of naked Twister
And I guess that p***** her off 'cause I'm alone again
I'm alone again and I really don't know why
I'm alone again, I'm a pretty decent guy
Why'd you have to say goodbye, I'll never know
I'm hangin' with my buddies hittin' all our favorite places
And I try to talk to ladies but the pattern never changes
First this boring conversation, then an awkward situation
Then it ends with masturbation, I'm alone again
I'm watchin' "Law & Order" while I wallow in self-pity
And I'm listenin' to music that I used to think was s*****
Like the theme song from "t**anic" or "The Wind Beneath My Wings"
Suddenly, it speaks to me 'cause I'm alone again
I'm alone again and I'm as miserable as hell
I'm alone again and I hope you are as well
Thinking I'm all by myself, it's wrong
Ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba
Ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba
Ooh, why?
I drank 1/5 a vodka, then I threw up in the sewer
Now the bars that serve me drinks are gettin' far between and fewer
Take another shot of Jack thinking how to get you back
Does anybody have some crack 'cause I'm alone again
I'm alone again and I don't know what to do
I'm alone again and it's all because of you
Thinking I'm all by myself, it's wrong
I'm alone again and I'm as miserable as hell
I'm alone again and I hope you are as well
Thinking I'm all by myself, it's wrong
[spoken]
Alone again. It's the same old thing. Goin' out to bars. Tryin' to talk to girls and having them give you those lines and they give you one off the bat to let you they're not interested like, seeing somebody right now or in a relationship or married or "How'd you get here?" or "I thought we had a restraining order" or "Where are you taking me?", "You just passed my exit", "Get your hands out of my pants", "I'm religious". I don't know. By the way, what is this, like The Beach Boys or something? This is not supposed to be a happy song. It's about, like, pain. Oh, those voices are a little bit off too, but... I'll let you guys finish it up.
(Ba ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba ba ba)
Ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba
Ooh, Ooh.
I'm wakin' up at 2 PM, my eyes are barely open
And my head is kind of poundin' from the drinkin' and the smokin'
And my whole apartment reeks, I haven't showered in two weeks
Things are lookin' kind of bleak 'cause I'm alone again
I used to have a girlfriend till I asked her for some money
And I spent it all on drinkin' which she didn't think was funny
Then I entertained her sister in a game of naked Twister
And I guess that p***** her off 'cause I'm alone again
I'm alone again and I really don't know why
I'm alone again, I'm a pretty decent guy
Why'd you have to say goodbye, I'll never know
I'm hangin' with my buddies hittin' all our favorite places
And I try to talk to ladies but the pattern never changes
First this boring conversation, then an awkward situation
Then it ends with masturbation, I'm alone again
I'm watchin' "Law & Order" while I wallow in self-pity
And I'm listenin' to music that I used to think was s*****
Like the theme song from "t**anic" or "The Wind Beneath My Wings"
Suddenly, it speaks to me 'cause I'm alone again
I'm alone again and I'm as miserable as hell
I'm alone again and I hope you are as well
Thinking I'm all by myself, it's wrong
Ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba
Ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba
Ooh, why?
I drank 1/5 a vodka, then I threw up in the sewer
Now the bars that serve me drinks are gettin' far between and fewer
Take another shot of Jack thinking how to get you back
Does anybody have some crack 'cause I'm alone again
I'm alone again and I don't know what to do
I'm alone again and it's all because of you
Thinking I'm all by myself, it's wrong
I'm alone again and I'm as miserable as hell
I'm alone again and I hope you are as well
Thinking I'm all by myself, it's wrong
[spoken]
Alone again. It's the same old thing. Goin' out to bars. Tryin' to talk to girls and having them give you those lines and they give you one off the bat to let you they're not interested like, seeing somebody right now or in a relationship or married or "How'd you get here?" or "I thought we had a restraining order" or "Where are you taking me?", "You just passed my exit", "Get your hands out of my pants", "I'm religious". I don't know. By the way, what is this, like The Beach Boys or something? This is not supposed to be a happy song. It's about, like, pain. Oh, those voices are a little bit off too, but... I'll let you guys finish it up.
(Ba ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba ba ba)