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Arschersetzer Lyrics

She came into the shop, and said "I want to know what the problem is." I said "you don't want to know what the problem is." She said "I want to know what the problem is, so I can get the problem fixed." You're not gonna like it. I'm the a** replacer. Sever your a**. Savor your a**. I'm the a** replacer. Der Arschersetzer.

I said, "you don't want to know what the solution to the problem is and you don't want to know what your problem is."
She says, "how do you know that I'm not gonna like it?"
I said "I know you're not gonna like it"
So she says "Just tell me what it is and I'll you if I like it" and I said,
"Maybe. Maybe I'll tell you."
She said "Why won't you tell me"
I said "The problem's your a**."
She said "What?"
I said "The problem's your a**."
She said "WHAT?"
I said "The problem's your f*****' a**. Your a** is all f***** up and you got problems with your a**"
She said "Why are you saying this to me?" and I said
"It's your f*****' problem. You're the one with the f***** up a**."
She started to storm out so I said "Wait."
She said, "What?" I said "Wait".
She said, "What, is this about my a**?"
And I said "No. Kind of. Your a** is mad f***** up and you don't want to face the problem."
She said "What's your problem?"
I said "My problem is that you come in here with a f***** up a** and you don't want someone to tell you that your a** is f***** up. I don't even know how you got to the bathroom. I don't even know how you sit on things. When you stand up, where does your a** go? Where was your a** in the first place? Where was your a** in 1969? Where was your a** on 9/11? I thought you said you'd never forget."
She said, "I'm leaving."
And I said, "Not before you get your official diagnosis. Here it is: You're f***** up and your a** is f***** up. Are you ready for the solution?"
She said, "What." And I said, "Here's the solution. Are you ready?"
Der(die?) arschersetzer
I'm gonna replace your a**.
I'm gonna replace your a**.
I'm gonna take it off and replace it.
I'm the a** replacer.
a** replacer X4
If your German,
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She said, "I don't need this."
I said, "I need this this is my job. I'm the a** replacer."
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