I like smokin' me some grass
Gettin' cut with glass
Sniffin' my cocaine
and pain
I like noses full of snot
Dead things when they rot
Belchin' just for fun
and scum
And I like you, too
I like smackin' little boys
Breakin' all their toys
Needles in my arm
and harm
I like spearin' little dogs
Eatin' little frogs
Screamin' in the night
and fright
And I like you, too
I like knuckles when they pop
Screamin' at a cop
Bugs around my ears
and tears
I like steppin' on a nail
Spittin' in a pail
Cookin' me a rat
and bats
And I like you, too
I like lizards in the grass
Smelling' raunchy gas
Slippin' on some ice
and lice
I like catchin' me the flu
Snails in a stew
Armpits when they're wet
and sweat
And I like you, too
I like chancres on my tongue
Sniffin' monkey dung
Scumbags of all sorts
and warts
I like barfin' on nice rugs
Chewin' little slugs
Leeches suckin' blood
and mud
And I like you, too
I like layin' in the sewer
Walkin' in manure
Coughin' up some glops
and slops
I like beatin' up some punks
Odor from some skunks
Smellin' garbage burn
and worms
And I like you, too!!!!
Gettin' cut with glass
Sniffin' my cocaine
and pain
I like noses full of snot
Dead things when they rot
Belchin' just for fun
and scum
And I like you, too
I like smackin' little boys
Breakin' all their toys
Needles in my arm
and harm
I like spearin' little dogs
Eatin' little frogs
Screamin' in the night
and fright
And I like you, too
I like knuckles when they pop
Screamin' at a cop
Bugs around my ears
and tears
I like steppin' on a nail
Spittin' in a pail
Cookin' me a rat
and bats
And I like you, too
I like lizards in the grass
Smelling' raunchy gas
Slippin' on some ice
and lice
I like catchin' me the flu
Snails in a stew
Armpits when they're wet
and sweat
And I like you, too
I like chancres on my tongue
Sniffin' monkey dung
Scumbags of all sorts
and warts
I like barfin' on nice rugs
Chewin' little slugs
Leeches suckin' blood
and mud
And I like you, too
I like layin' in the sewer
Walkin' in manure
Coughin' up some glops
and slops
I like beatin' up some punks
Odor from some skunks
Smellin' garbage burn
and worms
And I like you, too!!!!