Big b**** Lyrics

Well, I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my b****, the event's never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest b**** of all
I got big b****, yeah I got big b****
They're such big b****, dirty big b****
And he's got big b****, and she's got big b****
But we've got the biggest b**** of them all

My b**** are always bouncing, my ballroom always full
And everybody c*** and c*** again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great b**** of fire
I got big b****, oh I got big b****
And they're such big b****, dirty big b****
And he's got big b****
And she's got big b****
But we've got the biggest b**** of them all

Some b**** are held for charity and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the b**** that I like best
My b**** are always bouncin' to the left and to the right
And it's my belief that my big ball should be held every night
I got big b****, oh I got big b****
They're such big b****, dirty big b****
And he's got big b****, and she's got big b****
But we've got the biggest b**** of them all

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood c***tail, crabs, cowdaddy
(But we've got the biggest b**** of them all)